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Post by The Holmchicken »

Unknown wrote:Hey fatty if you are so tactically sound why is your primary weapon system laying on the ground (it should be slung across that dimpled body of yours) and your secondary is in your hand (pointed at your buddies head).

Any gun fighter worth a shit would know that the pistol is only used in case of emergencies (weapons malfunction with an immediate threat). You don't pull security with it....dick. :lol:
You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do? :lol:
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You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do?
You will get schooled. I wouldn't bring too many buddies with you, it'll just make it harder to lie about your embarassment later if too many people see you get owned.
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Nancy wrote:
You just wait. Someday, you're going to find yourself on an Airsoft range. Just you and the Cookie Monster. What you do then hotshot.....what do you do?
You will get schooled. I wouldn't bring too many buddies with you, it'll just make it harder to lie about your embarassment later if too many people see you get owned.
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Highland, it's about 60 miles east of LA
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RTO wrote:Image
Gotta love the action shots!

Are you sure you aren't in the Coast Guard. One of those Bad Ass Puddle Pirates the roam Lake Tahoe in search of manhood?
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Looks like the injured guy in your photo just discovered he has no balls. What a shocker! Damn it, where is CAL's avatar when you need it!
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RTO wrote:Image
Is that a picture of Nancy doing the 3m drop? :shock:

I'd hate to be the one on the board when he stepped off of the end of it, the springback would be hell. :roll:
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Post by mikelogics »

SnafuRacer wrote:
Nancy wrote:Highland, it's about 60 miles east of LA
There are people close by. Don't be so eager to kick a hornet's nest.
Let your stupid thread die, and go back to eating your butterfingers and licking the bacon grease pan.
You DON'T want to kick up this hornet's nest.
Kicking the hornet's nest? Heck, he's sticking his dick in it!
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mikelogics wrote:
SnafuRacer wrote:
Nancy wrote:Highland, it's about 60 miles east of LA
There are people close by. Don't be so eager to kick a hornet's nest.
Let your stupid thread die, and go back to eating your butterfingers and licking the bacon grease pan.
You DON'T want to kick up this hornet's nest.
Kicking the hornet's nest? Heck, he's sticking his dick in it!
Don't worry, it won't go in very far!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Kicking the hornet's nest? Heck, he's sticking his dick in it!
And I'll use it to slap anyone who shows up too. Who wants to get dickslapped by a fat man? Any takers?
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Nancy wrote:

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CAlling for backup so we can exfil while my buddy pulls security
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(with a real weapon, not Airsoft)
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