Buttered Corn...Mmm Yum

[NateTheGreat]

Excuse Me for my bad story telling :D


Once Upon a Time in the desert 3 guys got lost in the middle of nowhere. They were running out of water and food and had absolutely no idea where the fuck they were going. After a while, to there luck, they found an old house in the middle of nowhere. One of the guys went up and knocked on the door to see if he could get directions to get out of the dessert. The door opened and an old disgusting lady appeared. She was the most revolting thing the man had ever seen. He asked if he could get directions to get out of the dessert, and she replied, yes but only if you have sex with me. Repulsed by the disgusting nature and looks of the ancient woman, the man ran back to his two friends and told them to try their luck. So the second guy went to the house and asked for directions, and once again the old lady replied with, yes but only if you have sex with me, again the 2nd man fled from the house, almost throwing up from the thought of fucking such an ugly old lady. Well it’s the 3rd guys turn so he goes up to the house and asks for directions. The old lady replies with her usually answer. Revolted by the prospect but hungry as hell, tired and wanting to go back home he agrees to do her. They walk in the house and head over to the kitchen where he eyes 3 pieces of corn. The old lady drops her pants and says do me. The 3rd guy almost passes out as the disgusting 90-year-old lady shows him her critter. Grabbing the corn from the table he does the old lady. She moans and wails and tells him how good it feels in over 50 years. When he finishes he throws the corn out the window. She tells him that if he does her one more time she will give him a jeep and water to get out of the desert, he agrees and grabs the second corncob on the table. He does her again and she moans and screams like last time, telling him how good he is and what not. After he’s done he throws the corn out of the window. She looks at him and says, do me one more time and ill give you a million dollars, eager to get some money he grabs the last piece of corn off the table and drills the ancient lady. When they are done she pulls up her pants and says that was the best fuck she has ever had. She then tells him to go outside and there will be a jeep with water and a million dollars in it. Returning outside he starts up the jeep and goes to pick up his friends. They fill in and are astounded by the money and the water. They also ask him how was his fuck, he tells them about how horrible and disgusting it was. He then asks the 2 other guys what they did while he was inside working his magic. The 2 guys say, “Well you missed it man, we had the two best buttered corns of our lives.â€