woman's dictionary (no offense ladies)

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » December 5th, 2004, 8:38 am

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic...................................... No tits
Average looking.................... Ugly
Beautiful........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit.................................... Junkie
Friendship first.......................... Former slut
Fun.......................................... Annoying
New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned............................. No BJs
Open-minded................................. Desperate
Outgoing...................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................... Sloppy d runk
Professional.................................... Bitch
Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
Large frame................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think
about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 5th, 2004, 8:53 am

Now the challenge, let's have each chick on this site use at least 3 of the above terms to define themselves.

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » December 5th, 2004, 8:57 am

Sorry Rgr Spartan...there isn't enough words in the dictionary to describe me

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » December 5th, 2004, 10:57 am

Those are right on the money, Shooter!

RLTW
EP

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » December 5th, 2004, 11:45 am

More true words were never spoken! :D :D :D :D

RGR_Dan · Post by **RGR_Dan** » December 6th, 2004, 5:00 am

Wholly shit she reads my mind.

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » December 6th, 2004, 8:29 am

Spartan wrote:Now the challenge, let's have each chick on this site use at least 3 of the above terms to define themselves.

*turning the tables a little... *

"Damn I'm bored. Wanna go see Ocean's 12? Oh by the way, nice jeans..."

You didn't say which vocabulary we had to choose from...

Vee · Post by **Vee** » December 6th, 2004, 8:35 am

Nothing wrong with a little A.D.D. now and again.

Keeps things exciting.

Rock Island Ranger · December 6th, 2004, 8:41 am

[quote][quote="RideGrrl"]

"Damn I'm bored. Wanna go see Ocean's 12? Oh by the way, nice jeans..."

I can interpret. Im horney as a 3 cunted calve. Let me find out if this boy is a liberal first before I jump his bones.

Kelly-Belly · Post by **Kelly-Belly** » December 6th, 2004, 9:50 am

Abell9 wrote:
RideGrrl wrote:
"Damn I'm bored. Wanna go see Ocean's 12? Oh by the way, nice jeans..."

I can interpret. Im horney as a 3 cunted calve. Let me find out if this boy is a liberal first before I jump his bones.

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » December 6th, 2004, 11:08 am

So did I pass?????

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » December 6th, 2004, 12:08 pm

RideGrrl wrote:So did I pass?????

Two thumbs up, RideGrrl!

RideGrrl · Post by **RideGrrl** » December 6th, 2004, 1:09 pm

Thanks Lady! Glad my warped sense of humour is appreciated 'round these parts.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » December 8th, 2004, 11:37 am

RideGrrl wrote: Thanks Lady! Glad my warped sense of humour is appreciated 'round these parts.

You have grown so large in my eyes Ridegrrl..

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Let me help you get your tiny pair of jeans off!