I give up!

[RGR_Dan]

I was on patrol the other night and my buddy called for backup. I get over there and my buddy Doug has a guy in the backseat of his patrol car crying. I go " what the fuck doug?" and he proceeded to tell me the following. He saw this piece of shit car with no license plate light. He stopped the car and the guy jumped out and ran to the back of his car and laid down putting his hands behind his back. Doug walks up and says hey man wtf are you doing? The guy goes" my license is suspended please don't hit me." He then tells doug" You guys stopped me a month ago and I took off. ya crashed me into a ditch, broke out all the windows in my car and beat the shit outta me. So I got my momma to bond me out. Two days later I was out on bond and you tried to stop me for a broken windshield. I stopped and ran into the woods and you guys beat my ass again, towed my car and took me to jail. Last week momma bonded me out again. I was gettin' some krystals and you guys stopped me again so I kept driving to my driveway so you wouldn't tow my car and ran into the house. Yall crashed into my car pushing it into the house, kicked mommas door down and beat my ass on the living room floor. Officer, i'm just tired of getting my car wrecked and my ass kicked!

Heres the real funny part: We kept stopping him because of that license plate light. Well I saw him a few days ago, his girlfriend was driving the car and he had a mini-mag flashlight taped to his trunk to illuminate his rear plate.

[Bugsy]

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