Pierre The Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
for a picnic by the River Seine. It is a beautiful day, and love is in the
air. Marie leans over Pierre and says:
"Pierre, kiss me!"
Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on her lips.
"What are you doing Pierre?" says a startled Marie.
"I'm Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine."
She smiles and they start kissing. When things heat up a little Marie
says "Pierre, kiss me lower."Our hero tears open her blouse, grabs a
bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?" asks a bewildered Marie.
"I'm Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat,I have white wine."
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it
in her lap. He then strikes a match and sets it alight.
Marie shrieks and dives in the river. Standing waist deep in the water,
Marie throws her arms up in the air and screams furiously, "PIERRE,
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?"
Our hero stands up defiantly and says, "I'm Pierre the fighter pilot!
If I go down, I go down in flames.
Pierre The Fighter Pilot
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Pierre The Fighter Pilot
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
