A man and his wife go golfing. On the first tee, the man slices a wicked drive and smacks his wife in the temple. She falls to the ground dead.
A few hours later, the coroner comes out of the autopsy room "Mr Smith" he says, "we found the bruise on your wife's temple that caused her death but I'm mystified why we found a Titleist Pro-V 1 embedded in her anus..."
"Oh, says Mr. Smith....
"That was just my Mulligan."
Another Golf Joke
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S-2, HQ 75th, 1985-1987
You sick fucker. A poor woman gets killed and you post it in the Good Humor Zone. :(
Did she have big tits? :D
Did she have big tits? :D
I was in 2/75 from 97 to 00. 5-99
"He only loved people, he thought, who had fought or been mutilated. Other people were fine and you liked them and were good friends; but you only felt true tenderness and love for those who had been there and had received the castigation that everyone receives who goes there long enough." Ernest Hemingway
"He only loved people, he thought, who had fought or been mutilated. Other people were fine and you liked them and were good friends; but you only felt true tenderness and love for those who had been there and had received the castigation that everyone receives who goes there long enough." Ernest Hemingway
This is just wrong...
This isn't a joke. It probably wasted the whole round. Wife screwed his game even when she died. A man can't even get a round in when his wife's gone.... Damn.
Bwahahahahaha That Mulligan part was some funny shit.
True story.
We had a City Prosecutor who was a liberal P.O.S. and was nominated for a spot on a Federal Bench under President Clinton. He would constantly brag about how he was going to be this great Fed. Judge and it was very much resented among the LEO's in the area, very, very much resented as there are no words that describe the tolt of left or liberal that this man leaned.
So he's out with the City Manager and a group of other big-wigs one day playing 18 holes amd I am sure talking about his impending rise to the Bench. But as fate would have it, the Golf God's are Conservative and a wicked slice hit by the City Manager was sailing through the air to the next hole, the hole in fact that the Prosecutor was playing and it struck him in the side of the head.
Now thos Prosecutor is retired, he can doing monosyllibic conversations. Short ones.... But he never got that seat on the bench. He lives quietly on his little farm.
Just a little ironic history...
usaftacp
This isn't a joke. It probably wasted the whole round. Wife screwed his game even when she died. A man can't even get a round in when his wife's gone.... Damn.
Bwahahahahaha That Mulligan part was some funny shit.
True story.
We had a City Prosecutor who was a liberal P.O.S. and was nominated for a spot on a Federal Bench under President Clinton. He would constantly brag about how he was going to be this great Fed. Judge and it was very much resented among the LEO's in the area, very, very much resented as there are no words that describe the tolt of left or liberal that this man leaned.
So he's out with the City Manager and a group of other big-wigs one day playing 18 holes amd I am sure talking about his impending rise to the Bench. But as fate would have it, the Golf God's are Conservative and a wicked slice hit by the City Manager was sailing through the air to the next hole, the hole in fact that the Prosecutor was playing and it struck him in the side of the head.
Now thos Prosecutor is retired, he can doing monosyllibic conversations. Short ones.... But he never got that seat on the bench. He lives quietly on his little farm.
Just a little ironic history...
usaftacp
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's