Helping out

[Slowpoke]

I was walking through the park the other day, when I came across an old man, sitting on a bench, just crying his eyes out. I sat down next to him and said, "Tell me what's wrong, old timer. Maybe I can help." Between sobs, he related his tale of woe, "My wife's a lovely young lady who inheirited a fortune from her family....sob..snif....she's a gourmet cook...sob...and we have sex three times a day....oh God..sob." I was a little shocked and told him, "Damn man, that doesn't sound like anything to cry about." He gives me a look like I've got a dick in the middle of my forehead and says, "Oh Yeah? I can't remember where I live!!!!"

[DixieRat]

Thank you Ranger Slowpoke. Now I've gotta new keyboard since my coffee blew out the my nose all over the old one!

[McD]