Mofo and H8train go camping

Vee · Post by **Vee** » September 24th, 2004, 8:28 am

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy. One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire." The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north. That night over dinner, the first man tells his story.
"Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"
The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."
"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"
"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » September 24th, 2004, 9:27 am

I told BM to bring a snack. But did he listen...NOOOOOOOOOOO.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » September 24th, 2004, 11:45 am

THIS IS ANOTHER FUNNEE ONE!

Hey, did yer pee in her butt? heehee

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » September 24th, 2004, 12:05 pm

H8 Train wrote:I told BM to bring a snack. But did he listen...NOOOOOOOOOOO.

I don't think he has a rucksack large enough to hold all his gear, water, beer, four cases of Spam, two cases of Velveeta cheese and a six pack of diet coke.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » September 25th, 2004, 3:09 am

Pretty close.....except we shared, and H8 got seconds......

Parabellum · Post by **Parabellum** » September 25th, 2004, 3:52 am

BadMuther wrote:Pretty close.....except we shared, and H8 got seconds......

There was no seconds once you started eating.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » September 25th, 2004, 3:53 am

H8 Train wrote:
BadMuther wrote:Pretty close.....except we shared, and H8 got seconds......
There was no seconds once you started eating.

Dayum!

Rock Island Ranger · September 25th, 2004, 4:10 am

Must make you proud, DG.