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Statistical Finding:

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Statistical Finding:

10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date 20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place
36% of the women favor nudity
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes 46% of the women experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations 90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in
the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
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Re: Statistical Finding:

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Horned Toad wrote:Statistical Finding:

10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date 20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place
36% of the women favor nudity
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes 46% of the women experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations 90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in
the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!

Good one! When I saw your name and the post title, I thought for sure it would be something like:

Reunions/get-togethers/plans that Desert Sloth Commits to: 95%
Times he swears that this time he'll make it: 90%
Number of events DS has attended: 0%

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Statistical Finding:

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BadMuther wrote:
Horned Toad wrote:Statistical Finding:

10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date 20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place
36% of the women favor nudity
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes 46% of the women experienced anal sex
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations 90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.

Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in
the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.

Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!

Good one! When I saw your name and the post title, I thought for sure it would be something like:

Reunions/get-togethers/plans that Desert Sloth Commits to: 95%
Times he swears that this time he'll make it: 90%
Number of events DS has attended: 0%

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
No if it was sloth it would be 100%,100%, 0%
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Good point. I agree with those stats on Desert Sloth. He has been sick so he can't post. What a fag!

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Ranger2 wrote:Good point. I agree with those stats on Desert Sloth. He has been sick so he can't post. What a fag!

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He got the HIV again? I thought he was taking the AZT?????
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No comment. :lol: :lol:

He's a bud so that's all you will get from me.

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Ranger2 wrote:No comment. :lol: :lol:

He's a bud so that's all you will get from me.

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Fuck, he's my bud too, that's why we should be at the forefront of giving him shit. (I think we already are.) 8)
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