Drinking with friends

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Slowpoke
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Drinking with friends

Post by Slowpoke »

It started with Tequila...

A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In
Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one
twice
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses
that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either!

An old Ranger, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Budwieser and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

GOD BLESS THE USA!!
I never wore a cape, but I still have my dog tags.

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Post by McD »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Steadfast »

Talk about whittling down your drinking buddies....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ranger2 »

Outstanding. That got a smile out of me on a bad day. Thank you. :lol:

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Post by DocDaigle »

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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