> > > It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but
until
>now
> > > nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of
different
> > > sexual activities. Now, after "original and proprietary"
research,
>they
> > > are proud to present the results:
> > >
> > > REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
> > > With her consent................................12 Calories
> > > Without her consent...........................2187 Calories
> > >
> > > OPENING HER BRA:
> > > With both hands..................................8 Calories
> > > With one hand...................................12 Calories
> > > With your teeth................................485 Calories
> > >
> > > PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
> > > With an erection.................................6 Calories
> > > Without an erection...........................3315 Calories
> > >
> > > POSITIONS:
> > > Missionary......................................12 Calories
> > > 69 lying down...................................78 Calories
> > > 69 standing up.................................812 Calories
> > > Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
> > > Doggy Style....................................326 Calories
> > > Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories
> > >
> > > ORGASMS:
> > > Real...........................................112 Calories
> > > Fake..........................................1315 Calories
> > >
> > > POST ORGASM:
> > > Lying in bed hugging............................18 Calories
> > > Getting up immediately..........................36 Calories
> > > Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..816 Calories
> > >
> > > GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
> > > If you are: 20-29 years.........................36 Calories
> > > 30-39 years.....................................80 Calories
> > > 40-49 years....................................124 Calories
> > > 50-59 years...................................1972 Calories
> > > 60-69 years...................................7916 Calories
> > > 70 and over................................. Results pending
> > >
> > > DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
> > > Calmly..........................................32 Calories
> > > In a hurry......................................98 Calories
> > > With her father knocking at the door..........5218 Calories
> > > With your wife knocking at the door.........13,521 Calories
> > > Results may vary...
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