proper use for the F word

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Montgomery Burns
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proper use for the F word

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We all know that it isn't polite to use the F-word. However, there have been ten times in history where the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

10. "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them fucking Indians!" - Custer, 1877

8. "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered fucking showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck's going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999

And Number 1 . . . drum roll please . . . .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad." -Saddam Hussein, 2003
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Post by Kelly-Belly »

Oh wow, that was hilarious... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I fucking love that. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Needed a laugh today. Training our 5 year old not to sleep in dady's and momy's bed anymore. It's been two days since I slept. :cry:
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