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After a few (Lawdawg's) Satan sperm Tater Nuts is easier for me to understand than this guy. :mrgreen:
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It makes me think of Kilted Heathen...
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He didn't say cunt, Heathen would have said cunt.
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IEDmagnet wrote:He didn't say cunt, Heathen would have said cunt.
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What do you expect from a culture where the men wear skirts and and the bagpipes are considered a musical instrument?
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hobbit wrote:..... and the bagpipes are considered a musical instrument?
I thought they were a weapon of war. :?
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Flesh Thorn wrote:
hobbit wrote:..... and the bagpipes are considered a musical instrument?
I thought they were a weapon of war. :?
No, they were outlawed by the Geneva Convention as an egregious example of psychological torture.
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Side note. I just cussed my wife's iPhone out to see what it said.

The response was "why do you hate me, I don't even exist?" To which I replied "go fuck yourself" and it actually said "I'd blush if I could". Absolutely hilarious.

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread.
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