The Mall Ninja
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- Mingo Kane
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Re: The Mall Ninja
Jesus H. Christ on a fucking crutch...these wadgobblers are sad.
B Co. 1st/75th 1983-86
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Re: The Mall Ninja
Worst part? Sometimes these guys really exist.
I ran into a guy at the range once. Older guy, but he had all the latest expensive gizmos and tactical firearms. He also looked like he probably couldn't even do a 5 minute 50 yard dash without keeling over. As an aside, I didn't know they made BDU's that big.
The guy starts talking to me on the way out about my AR- I stopped so as not to be rude. He knew all the lingo, had a CCW, etc. and then tells me he was in Vietnam. I asked him what branch and he nervously tells me 2nd Marines. Oh, I said-where? He says in Phu Bai. I said really, no shit? The 2nd Marines were never activated in Vietnam, much less Phu Bai shitbag. The guy just slinked away. He probably figured since I was young it would be safe to lie.
I wanted to shoot the guy right there for sucking up my oxygen. I had two uncles that were part of the III MAF and I watched them for years thinking about those years staring at the bottom of a glass. Turd, range-cockroach. It still pisses me off just writing this.
I ran into a guy at the range once. Older guy, but he had all the latest expensive gizmos and tactical firearms. He also looked like he probably couldn't even do a 5 minute 50 yard dash without keeling over. As an aside, I didn't know they made BDU's that big.
The guy starts talking to me on the way out about my AR- I stopped so as not to be rude. He knew all the lingo, had a CCW, etc. and then tells me he was in Vietnam. I asked him what branch and he nervously tells me 2nd Marines. Oh, I said-where? He says in Phu Bai. I said really, no shit? The 2nd Marines were never activated in Vietnam, much less Phu Bai shitbag. The guy just slinked away. He probably figured since I was young it would be safe to lie.
I wanted to shoot the guy right there for sucking up my oxygen. I had two uncles that were part of the III MAF and I watched them for years thinking about those years staring at the bottom of a glass. Turd, range-cockroach. It still pisses me off just writing this.
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Re: The Mall Ninja
Holy f****** sh!t this is regoddamndiculous, I can't believe that someone could possibly think that for one nanosecond out of their lives that a mall cop could and/or would do anything like this. Duct taping trauma plates to your body because you didn't have a place to put them?!?! WTF! I seriously thing this guy is mentally retarded in some way, shape, or form because there is no other way anyone could come up with BS like this.
But I laughed so hard my monster and copenhagen almost got onto my computer, thank god for the divine intervention of SPEC-OPS and GECKO45 stopping it at the last second before it impacted.
But I laughed so hard my monster and copenhagen almost got onto my computer, thank god for the divine intervention of SPEC-OPS and GECKO45 stopping it at the last second before it impacted.
A CO 1/75 3rd PLT MAR 2008- Present
RIP Feb 2008
Ranger School Jan 2009- May 2009 Class 05-09
CDC: Castrating Lambs With Your Teeth May Make You Sick
RIP Feb 2008
Ranger School Jan 2009- May 2009 Class 05-09
CDC: Castrating Lambs With Your Teeth May Make You Sick
- Flesh Thorn
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Re: The Mall Ninja
BUMP
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Re: The Mall Ninja
Bump appreciated, I just spit milk all over my computer.Flesh Thorn wrote:BUMP
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I'm not stupid, I'm crazy...there is a difference.
B/2/121 Inf, 48th BCT Iraq 05-06
B/1/118 Inf, 218th BCT Afghan 07
I'm not stupid, I'm crazy...there is a difference.