GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

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GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

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GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody
get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it looks fake" He
say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took
me to the pool hall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on
stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
"fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is: "OMELETTE" Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
Aco 3/75

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Re: GHETTO SPELLIN' BEE

Post by AngryPistols »

jlp wrote:2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Fo' shizzle!
Angry

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