Why dogs are better than wives
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
You can shit, shower, shave and be out the door WITH your dog in less then 10 minutes flat........
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
I fixed your post so it's more believableRANGER513 wrote:You can shower, shave and be out the door WITH your dog in less then 10 minutes flat........
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Your dog always wants you to go hunting and is never unhappy about how much time you spend hunting.
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Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
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NeverSayDie
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
If you get drunk and throw up all over the place, your dog will clean it up without complaining.
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Never had a dog leave me for some dude that makes more money
Also never had a dog fuck the neighbor while I was deployed
I could go on all day. Pussy is nice and all but no one has ever referred to a woman as mans best friend.
Also never had a dog fuck the neighbor while I was deployed
I could go on all day. Pussy is nice and all but no one has ever referred to a woman as mans best friend.
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
It's amazing just how many lives have been lost, ruined, sent straight to the poorhouse or jail, countries destroyed, ships sunk, bodies burned, tortured, suicides, murders and just about any bad thing you can imagine....all because of a 2" flap of skin that is clearly controlled by a universal remote control on Satan hisself's fucking coffee table.
That shit never happened cause of no dog, I'll tell you that.
That shit never happened cause of no dog, I'll tell you that.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
That ought to be carved in stone somewhere...cams wrote:It's amazing just how many lives have been lost, ruined, sent straight to the poorhouse or jail, countries destroyed, ships sunk, bodies burned, tortured, suicides, murders and just about any bad thing you can imagine....
That shit never happened cause of no dog, I'll tell you that.
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Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
It's certainly carved in a number of divorced mens' bank accounts.
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
You don't need to buy a bigger freezer when you kill your dog
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hang it, FIRE!!!!
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Dogs have more than two tits!
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Watching my dog lift his leg on a fellow female dogwalker.
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K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Now this is a man with forward thinking right here.RangerRon wrote:Dogs have more than two tits!
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
I'm convinced that the war between Good and Evil is being fought right in front of us each day.
Dickhead controls the women, and does everything he can to drive us bonkers and make us kill shit for it and St. Michael controls the dogs and uses them as good angels to fight back and keep our hearts in our chests', and not in the bloody hand of an ESF (Evil Skin Flap).
Dickhead controls the women, and does everything he can to drive us bonkers and make us kill shit for it and St. Michael controls the dogs and uses them as good angels to fight back and keep our hearts in our chests', and not in the bloody hand of an ESF (Evil Skin Flap).
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Pussies, Dicks and Assholes
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F Company, 51st LRSU 1986-1988
5th Special Forces Group 1989-1995
3rd Special Forces Group 1997-1999
RS - DHG 5-85
Re: Why dogs are better than wives
Remembering all those K-9's & their handlers that saved lives.
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4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4