Hello again Rangers, I looked through the threads and haven't seen this yet so I thought I would share. The file attached is a HazMat sheet for Women. Surprisingly accurate, if you ask me. Also, I threw in a little math proof I've seen floating around......
Proof that Women are Evil
We all know that Women require Time and Money, so:
Women = Time x Money
And Time is Money:
Women = Money x Money
So:
Women = Money^2 (read as "Money squared")
And since Money is the root of all Evil (Money = √Evil):
Women = Evil
There's a little bit of math work there at the end that I wasn't exactly sure how to type up. Basically it ends up being Money^2 = √Evil^2. The square root and the square cancel out, leaving Money^2 = Evil.
And here is the HazMat sheet. Hope you all enjoy. Have a good one, Rangers.
Woman Are Evil
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Re: Woman Are Evil
I've seen that math proof before, but it always makes me smile when I see it. :D
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Keep your mind in hell and despair not.
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Re: Woman Are Evil
MindMelter wrote:Yes ma'am, WarriorWife!
Ranger mortar_guy78, glad you enjoyed it.
she's just a chick. there's only one guy she gets to boss round like that, and he ain't been round in a long while.
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RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
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Re: Woman Are Evil
Ranger KWDriver,
That guy you mention I get to boss around. Never happen.
I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid!
:D
Mindmelter,
My post was only intended as a joke,(hence the smiling emoticon).My apologies!!!!!
That guy you mention I get to boss around. Never happen.
I may be blonde, but I'm not stupid!
:D
Mindmelter,
My post was only intended as a joke,(hence the smiling emoticon).My apologies!!!!!
Re: Woman Are Evil
I was also jokin round. no worries.
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
Re: Woman Are Evil
We know who wears the pants in the Heathen household, and it ain't him.
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Re: Woman Are Evil
No need to apologize, WarriorWife, all in good fun. Besides, I'm not even a FutureSoldier/DEP yet, PT=life.