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His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy shit, my dog is a Liberal!
Mans best friend
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Mans best friend
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Re: Mans best friend
With all due respect...
DOG, oh HELL no!
A dog is willing to fight and die for your ass.
A CAT on the other hand.....
DOG, oh HELL no!
A dog is willing to fight and die for your ass.
A CAT on the other hand.....
Re: Mans best friend
Ranger Slowpoke,
My pits actually believe that
is the way all dogs are treated.
Ranger Dan,
Great pic!
My pits actually believe that
is the way all dogs are treated.
Ranger Dan,
Great pic!
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Re: Mans best friend
Your pits are not alone. My mastiffs are also under the impression that this sort of treatment is their due. They're good dogs and they are a deterrent to bad guys based on size and personality, so they are totally worth it. I agree with Dan. They earn their keep.merlyn wrote:My pits actually believe that is the way all dogs are treated.
Now a little foo foo dog (pomeranian, yorkie, pug, etc.)? I don't know about that one.
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Re: Mans best friend
In the words of Groucho Marx:
"Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
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42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
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Re: Mans best friend
Hmmmm....a waste of fur?mortar_guy78 wrote:
Now a little foo foo dog (pomeranian, yorkie, pug, etc.)? I don't know about that one.
Okay, it's once again time to bore you Rangers with another story. I worked with this gal, whos
family had a chihuahua. They were all going to Epcot; and boarded the little rat at the local kennel.
One of the vet techs decided to take the chihuahua and a rotweiler for a stroll down puppy lane.
Well, the little rat wouldn't stop barking at everything and everyone. The rotweiler decided he
had heard enough;grabbed the chihuahua and gave it a good shake. Needless to say, this pretty much
left our little friend in approximately two pieces. These were offered up in a box to the family with
the pledge of replacing the deceased with another chihuahua.
507th Air Ambulance
21st Field Evac Hospital
41st MASH
Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Brook Army Medical Center
I have slipped the surely bonds of Earth; put out my hand and touched the face of God.
To give less than your best is to sacrafice the gift.
21st Field Evac Hospital
41st MASH
Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Brook Army Medical Center
I have slipped the surely bonds of Earth; put out my hand and touched the face of God.
To give less than your best is to sacrafice the gift.