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Brunettes with a pony tail are my favorite :)
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My 1SG at my assigned unit (not the one I'm cross leveled to) is trying to 15-6 me for signing out Simunitions equipment that I have sole responsibility for according to my hand receipt, training certs and unit SOP.

I guess he shouldn't have knocked up a SSG in the unit then swept her DUI/assaulting a police officer/felony flee charges under the carpet when I was the one who received the report from Puyallup PD.

BRING IT YOU USELESS FUCK.

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rangertough wrote:My 1SG at my assigned unit (not the one I'm cross leveled to) is trying to 15-6 me for signing out Simunitions equipment that I have sole responsibility for according to my hand receipt, training certs and unit SOP.

I guess he shouldn't have knocked up a SSG in the unit then swept her DUI/assaulting a police officer/felony flee charges under the carpet when I was the one who received the report from Puyallup PD.

BRING IT YOU USELESS FUCK.

Rant over.
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Today I explained to a staff officer that patton moved his Third Army from Fort Irwin, to the East Coast of the US, put them on ships, moved them across the Atlantic, through England, onto the beaches of France and fought them all the way into Germany without one single, goddamn PowerPoint slide.
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The Holmchicken wrote:Today I explained to a staff officer that patton moved his Third Army from Fort Irwin, to the East Coast of the US, put them on ships, moved them across the Atlantic, through England, onto the beaches of France and fought them all the way into Germany without one single, goddamn PowerPoint slide.
And he did it because he could cuss men out and literally kick people in the ass....aw the good ole days.... :D
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Imagine how effective he'd been with a 40 slide daily BUB
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KW Driver wrote:Imagine how effective he'd been with a 40 slide daily BUB
Had he had them, he would have been as useful as spent nut in a rag. Thank God above he was who he was.
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Blondes in ponytails are my favorite.
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And what is up with this winter camo theme !!!???? :shock:

Freaking frak. I was just learning what all the little gizmo's and gadgets on here do and WHAMO !!! The color changes to this white, wide-awake-hurt-your-eyes-at-o'dark thirty-neutral-snowy-stuff. :?
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Is it too late in the season to book a guided Pirate hunt on Falcon Lake, Texas????
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rangertough wrote:My 1SG at my assigned unit (not the one I'm cross leveled to) is trying to 15-6 me for signing out Simunitions equipment that I have sole responsibility for according to my hand receipt, training certs and unit SOP.

I guess he shouldn't have knocked up a SSG in the unit then swept her DUI/assaulting a police officer/felony flee charges under the carpet when I was the one who received the report from Puyallup PD.

BRING IT YOU USELESS FUCK.

Rant over.
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That's beautiful. Small world, just got a little smaller for this dude. :lol:
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Slowpoke wrote:Is it too late in the season to book a guided Pirate hunt on Falcon Lake, Texas????
I heard about this on the radio yesterday
I few discreet guys in a bass boat armed to the teeth could probably slow down these assholes for a bit
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Baseplate wrote:
Slowpoke wrote:Is it too late in the season to book a guided Pirate hunt on Falcon Lake, Texas????
I heard about this on the radio yesterday
I few discreet guys in a bass boat armed to the teeth could probably slow down these assholes for a bit
I watched this girl (alleged survivor) give an interview already on tv and I gotta say, I'm not sure I believe her story. Just a feeling I got, but something didn't seem right with her.
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