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rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain" I bumped into two people. A young girl and a really old guy. The young girl noticed the Ranger shirt and my girls wearing ACU pants and asked if I was military. She then told me she was just back from Afghanistan with the Marines. The old guy was her dad who was in the Marines in Vietnam. He saw the Ranger shirt and asked what class did I go to. I said 5-85, and he immediately responded with 6-76.

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.
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Baseplate wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain" I bumped into two people. A young girl and a really old guy. The young girl noticed the Ranger shirt and my girls wearing ACU pants and asked if I was military. She then told me she was just back from Afghanistan with the Marines. The old guy was her dad who was in the Marines in Vietnam. He saw the Ranger shirt and asked what class did I go to. I said 5-85, and he immediately responded with 6-76.

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.
Somebody has to do it
WAS SHE HOT?
No. Kind of looked like "Meg" from "Family Guy"
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Lunch wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain"...

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.
That's an odd place to find a Ranger? I would think that "odd" would be if your waiter at a sushi bar was a Ranger...
I mean "odd" in that I found one at the Beck Rally, in a crowd of a half a million, and the next weekend I find another on top of a mountain, with only my group and his daughter there.
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rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain" I bumped into two people. A young girl and a really old guy. The young girl noticed the Ranger shirt and my girls wearing ACU pants and asked if I was military. She then told me she was just back from Afghanistan with the Marines. The old guy was her dad who was in the Marines in Vietnam. He saw the Ranger shirt and asked what class did I go to. I said 5-85, and he immediately responded with 6-76.

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.
Great minds think alike. It's no surprise you found another Ranger kicking either of those places.
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Lunch wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain"...

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.
That's an odd place to find a Ranger? I would think that "odd" would be if your waiter at a sushi bar was a Ranger...
I always wondered what kind of work Ford was in...... :lol:
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Got crabs this weekend while watching the Texas game....
























.... they were delicious.
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I have to say, the funniest site I have seen lately was one fellow officer locking up Shaggy from Scooby Doo, while his crazy ass girlfriend chased my supervisor around in circles.... only to be close lined by myself and another officer. I sincerely hope that shit shows up on You Tube.
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You, who worry about democrats versus republicans--relax, here is our real problem.
In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.

However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

The class was taking it in and letting her rant, and not many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating. What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

Yep, these are the same kind of 18-year-olds that just voted in our last election!

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. wrote:Obama voters, cant tell em anything, cant legally kill em.
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It it funny how random bits of wisdom given many years ago that you didn't understand then often make perfect sense now.
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Bacon... its what seperates us from the enemy!



Mmmmm.... Bacon! :D
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Bacon.... my friends.... is what seperates us from a once a week man orgy is what he meant to say.
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This Taptalk shit is pretty sweet. Mow if I could just find an app for insomnia...
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