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Jose Quervo is a friend of yours at night, but the next morning he is the bastard stepchild of a Columbian Drug cartel that you'd like to see dead.
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rgrpuck wrote:it aint a party till the cops show up and tell you that the firepower is scareing the trailerpark next door.
It didn't help none that the firing went on for 3 1/2 hours, non-stop, and the ground was littered with brass inches thick. Reports were that there were automatic weapons, due to the fast and continuous fire power.

Fun day. Pictures to be posted in another area later.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:Centipedes often eat the brain of their prey because of the nutritious fat content….
So do wives.....
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You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older. . .
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Spawn Of Zonk wrote:You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older. . .
I lost my lucky ball & chain
Now she's four years gone
Just five feet tall and sick of me
And all my rattling on
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You young fuckers always gotta bring out the age card dontcha?

TIME! Is marching on.
And time.. is still marching on.
This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner.

Or a better way of saying it.......and even older:

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
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The Rain God is a pussy.
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Slowpoke wrote:You young fuckers always gotta bring out the age card dontcha?
This pearl of wisdom relative to age has been dropped here before:
Studies have proven that the more birthdays you accumulate, the longer you live.

Just keep thumbing your nose at those kids 'Poke. :D
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Slowpoke wrote:You young fuckers always gotta bring out the age card dontcha?

TIME! Is marching on.
And time.. is still marching on.
This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner.

Or a better way of saying it.......and even older:

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
I guess I'd be considered lower-middle age.... 8) ...but any day I wake up on this side of the grass is a good day....






and the day you wake up on the wrong side of the grass you're just screwed. :mrgreen:
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What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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cams wrote:The Rain God is a pussy.

Yeah....you say that now. But back in the day the Rain God sent shivers of fear down your non-Gortex back !!!! :twisted:
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cams wrote:The Rain God is a pussy.
I got yelled at by my squad leader for saying that once. We were at mortar point 4 on Ft. Stewart, and the rain was coming down so hard that you couldn't see 20 ft. in front of you. Lighting was striking all over around us and everyone was huddled in the vehicles (I was in 3ID at the time) like a bunch of fucking pansies. So I grabbed the aiming stakes for our gun, held them up in the sky, and yelled "The rain god is a pussy!"

I am an idiot. If there was any justice in the world I WOULD have been struck by lighting. 8)
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mortar_guy78 wrote:
cams wrote:The Rain God is a pussy.
I got yelled at by my squad leader for saying that once. We were at mortar point 4 on Ft. Stewart, and the rain was coming down so hard that you couldn't see 20 ft. in front of you. Lighting was striking all over around us and everyone was huddled in the vehicles (I was in 3ID at the time) like a bunch of fucking pansies. So I grabbed the aiming stakes for our gun, held them up in the sky, and yelled "The rain god is a pussy!"

I am an idiot. If there was any justice in the world I WOULD have been struck by lighting. 8)

I got yelled at for drawing the feared Rain Turtle once....or twice. Then smoked till I couldn't breathe when it started raining. God love my old team leader. :mrgreen:
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