Random thought of the moment.

[Ranger Ron]

I gotta remember to not crack jokes at DOA scenes as not everybody shares my sense of humor…………

LEO at the scene of an accident holds up the severed head by the hair and said to the decease's friend, "Is this your buddy"? the Friend says, "No is a lot taller than that"!

[IEDmagnet]

There was a suicide by hanging in our Jurisdiction not to long ago. The guy had found out that his wife was a bisexual, had a girlfriend, and was actively engaged in a same sex relationship. The wife had dropped the bomb on him, but included the fact that she loved him and wanted to remain in the relationship with both him and the female. (I saw pictures of wife and GF, I'd have jumped at the thought.) He couldn't take it, and decided to kill himself.

We were dispatched to the scene and the family was there when we arrived. Thought the area was roped off well enough with crime scene tape, that the tree in the back yard would be well out of their view. When I walked up to the area, I stood next to the body that had still not been cut down and another officer. Struck with a sudden funny thought I blurted out "Whatcha doin'? Just hangin' around?" It was loud, obnoxious, inappropriate, and funny as hell at the time.

Unfortunately the family disagreed, complained, and I got a four day unpaid vacation for it. So I agree, our sense of humor isn't something to share with most. (BUT IT IS FARKING AWESOME!!!)

[RangerX]

The guy had found out that his wife was a bisexual, had a girlfriend, and was actively engaged in a same sex relationship. The wife had dropped the bomb on him, but included the fact that she loved him and wanted to remain in the relationship with both him and the female. (I saw pictures of wife and GF, I'd have jumped at the thought.) He couldn't take it, and decided to kill himself.

Only in South Carolina.

[IEDmagnet]

The guy had found out that his wife was a bisexual, had a girlfriend, and was actively engaged in a same sex relationship. The wife had dropped the bomb on him, but included the fact that she loved him and wanted to remain in the relationship with both him and the female. (I saw pictures of wife and GF, I'd have jumped at the thought.) He couldn't take it, and decided to kill himself.

Only in South Carolina.

Had I not been on scene, and heard it for myself....I would have believed it was a plot from Jerry Springer.

[C-MAC]

A little boy was standing in front of a mirror in the restroom at John F. Kennedy Airport, when in walked a Marine staff sergeant, dressed in his dress blues. The little boy turned to the Marine and said, "Wow! Are you a Marine?"

The Marine replied, "Why, yes I am, young man. Would you like to wear my hat?"

"Boy, would I!," said the little boy. He took the hat and placed it on his head and turned to admire himself in the mirror.

As he was looking in the mirror, he heard the door open and through a ray of bright light, a man entered the room. But, this was not just a man -- he was more than a man. He was an Airborne Ranger.

The little boy turned and went over to the soldier. As he approached him, he could see the reflection in his boots. His eyes widened as he stared up at the soldier's chest full of medals and combat ribbons. He tried to speak, but he couldn't. Finally, he took a deep breath, and managed to say, "Excuse me, Sir. Are you an Airborne Ranger?"

The Ranger replied with a thunderous voice, "Why yes, I am!! Would you like to shine my boots?"

The little boy smiled, and said, "Oh, no sir!! I'm not a Marine. I'm just wearing his hat!" :D

[NeverSayDie]

Whats the difference between an insurgent and a trampoline?















































Not supposed to jump on a trampoline with your boots on.

[swagger]

I know someone on this site has one:


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 0043184694

[RangerX]

I know someone on this site has one:


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 0043184694

GG&G has one for about half that price, but it doesn't look nearly as good.....

[colt1rgr]

I know someone on this site has one:


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayI ... 0043184694

THAT................is AWESOME! WANT ONE!!!!

[colt1rgr]

"I stood on a ridge and shunned religion
Thinkin' the world was mine
I made my break and a big mistake
Stealin' when I shoulda been buyin',

All that fightin', killin'
wine and those women
Gonna put me to an early grave
Runnin', hidin', losin', cryin'
Nothing left to save
But my life"

If you're not old enough to remember that one......................just get the @#$% down and KNOCK'EM out! Happy Weekend to you fellas!

[panthersix]

Life is good :) made it thru my first week at the new job and found an apt on the beach that I move into tomorrow...:)

[IEDmagnet]

"I stood on a ridge and shunned religion
Thinkin' the world was mine
I made my break and a big mistake
Stealin' when I shoulda been buyin',

All that fightin', killin'
wine and those women
Gonna put me to an early grave
Runnin', hidin', losin', cryin'
Nothing left to save
But my life"

If you're not old enough to remember that one......................just get the @#$% down and KNOCK'EM out! Happy Weekend to you fellas!

A little Uriah Heap, I will definitely knock some out for knowing that.

[C-MAC]

Can you eat a "milk cow" for its meat or is that sacrilegious? Would it make a calcium enriched steak?

And if you ate it, what the hell would you do for a milkshake?

hmmm.

[RANGER513]

If Mr. & Mrs. Howell REALLY had millions and millions of dollars..........


then why were they on that tiny ship for a three hour tour........a three hour tour ??