Random thought of the moment.

[mortar_guy78]

I'm hungary.

Your women are hot. For some reason, all of the strippers in Italy are Hungarian. And they don't call it bootypest for nothing. Or so I hear. :D

[Silverback]

28 days until the world is right again.

[RangerX]

Tonight I wisked my macaroni for the first time.

Call it what you want but we all no it wasn't the first time.

[RangerX]

Was so...I hadn't even considered the possibility until Slowpoke asked if he was the only one who does it.

Uh, see, whisking the macaroni could be construed as a....never mind.

[Boudicca]

Ok then. What is the best type of bacon?

Just regular old BACON! But.....it has to be cooked perfectly!!!! No limp, namby-pamby bacon!!!! It has to be cooked to that wonderful golden brown to where when you put it in your mouth it crumbles of it's own accord....releasing the flavor like an explosion on the taste buds!!!!!!!!

I beg to differ, the best is chewy bacon.

[IEDmagnet]

Why does vacation have to end? For the past week I have been on the beach and by the pool....drinking and being a lazy slack ass. Now I am back in the real world and it sucks.

But thank god I don't go back to work until Friday.

[IEDmagnet]

Wait a minute- I thought vacation was when you were supposed to do the yard work, seal the driveway, clean the carpets, wash the Jeep, wash the wife's car...

No no....that's what happens when you take "days off".... which is exactly why I took that retirement money and dragged the family to the beach. I went from lazy non-shaving bum that is handed a honey-do-list to SUPERHERO Dad/Husband, who was the bringer of fun for a week.

Of course that went to shit today, the honey-do's started the second we walked in the front door.

[C-MAC]

Two peanuts were walking down the street- one was "assaulted".

Shame is, the one that was "a salted" got arrested. Salt has been outlawed by the Democrats here in NY.

[RangerX]

I gotta remember to not crack jokes at DOA scenes as not everybody shares my sense of humor…………

OK. What have we said about this before?

That's right, we share.