YOUR CHILDREN LOVE YOU

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Buzz
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YOUR CHILDREN LOVE YOU

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's cell phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello."
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked,
"Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman"
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman ?"
" No, he's busy"
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," the whisper answered.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"
"A helicopter." answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered,
"The search team just landed the helicopter."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,
"What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle,
"ME." :shock:
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Sounds like the kid isn't going to live to enjoy puberty!
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Slowpoke wrote:Sounds like the kid isn't going to live to enjoy puberty!
Who knows, may live long enough to escape to the woods of Colorado. Got a good start on the evasion side just needs work on escape and survival.
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If it were my kids, they'd survive, but they'd wish they hadn't. :twisted:
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mortar_guy78 wrote:If it were my kids, they'd survive, but they'd wish they hadn't. :twisted:

Agreed, but it was still funny as hell. :mrgreen:
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I did that to my mom without realizing the cops were looking for me. I was 5, she took us into a fabric/sewing store I think.

after watching her shop for an inordinate amount of time, I started playing spy and hiding from everyone, moving around the store, bin to bin, blah, blah, blah. once I got bored, I walked up to mom and asked when we were leaving. I didn't realize I'd been hiding for 45 minutes. I'd seen the cops outside but never thought they were looking for me.

she started asking where I was, blah, blah, blah, and I was like, "what? I've been ehre the whole time, and I didn't bother anyone. what's going on and what are the cops looking for?"

now that I think about it, I think she was more relieved than anything, because she didn't wear my ass out, and she was never afraid to before or after.
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:lol: :lol:
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