Random thought of the moment.

[RangerX]

There is a reason mountain goats don't use chainsaws. Holy balls my body hurts today.

Submitting a proposal to R&D for a remotely piloted chainsaw...

C-4 & Det cord are lighter.....

[Baseplate]

There is a reason mountain goats don't use chainsaws. Holy balls my body hurts today.

Submitting a proposal to R&D for a remotely piloted chainsaw...

C-4 & Det cord are lighter.....

And a hell of a lot more fun

[RangerX]

There is a reason mountain goats don't use chainsaws. Holy balls my body hurts today.

Submitting a proposal to R&D for a remotely piloted chainsaw...

C-4 & Det cord are lighter.....

And a hell of a lot more fun

P = Plenty

[C-MAC]

When one uses the expression "number of boots on the ground" in public discourse, does that include people who are barefoot or wearing slippers? Is that a deliberate intel or psyops technique which is designed to cause miscalculation of force strength by the enemy? Hmmmm.

How's that for totally random tripe nobody probably ever thought of?

[mortar_guy78]

At first I couldn't understand what you were talking about until I remembered that the Air Force issues bunny slippers.

Slippers. Sheesh.

[IEDmagnet]

While in Iraq, my brain formulated a seriously random and quite off the wall question...it occurred to me while occupying a blocking position for a cordon and search. I will now pose it to you.












If an American Cow were to meet an Iraqi Cow, would a "moo" from one be understood by the other?







I will now return to my corner and count dark spots in my vision.

[mortar_guy78]

The real question is, would the Iraqi cow try to kill the American cow with a suicide vest?

[IEDmagnet]

The real question is, would the Iraqi cow try to kill the American cow with a suicide vest?

Touche'.....well played brother, well played.

[Ranger Ron]

The real question is, would the Iraqi cow try to kill the American cow with a suicide vest?

Shit, how messy! Milk everywhere!

[mortar_guy78]

The real question is, would the Iraqi cow try to kill the American cow with a suicide vest?

Shit, how messy! Milk everywhere!

C'mon. With due deference to Magnet, who came up with the question, there would be mild everywhere.

[IEDmagnet]

The real question is, would the Iraqi cow try to kill the American cow with a suicide vest?

Shit, how messy! Milk everywhere!

C'mon. With due deference to Magnet, who came up with the question, there would be mild everywhere.

Shit, I just spit mild on the computer again.

[mortar_guy78]

Sorry, man. I couldn't resist.

[IEDmagnet]

Perfectly timed, proper delivery, I give it a 10 out of 10.

[mortar_guy78]

I try

[C-MAC]

At first I couldn't understand what you were talking about until I remembered that the Air Force issues bunny slippers.

Slippers. Sheesh.

When I was visiting the 3 ID in Germany (back in the day) I went to take a shower and out steps a Captain (which I didn"t realize at the time) in friggin big fuzzy Wiley Coyote slippers. I was like WTF are those, they are the most ridiculous things I have ever seen in my life. He looks at me and says "you forgot to say sir" and walks away. My friend who was a spec4 at the time was about to get the shitiest duty this guy could come up with and says "sir, you will have to forgive him, he's a zoomie". The captain says "figures, don't they issue those bastards pink robes?" They laughed their asses off and that night we went into Baumholder and all got drunk (which at the time would usually have gotten an officer in deep shit)- quick save by my friend. True story.