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Moni D

Kill two birds with one stone...

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edited to add: I studiply forgot to mention this came to me as an email. I am NOT the author... :oops:

The easy way to clean a toilet

1. Add the required amount of shampoo to the
toilet water, and put both lids up.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the
toilet and close both lids. (You may need to
stand on the lid. ) The cat will self agitate and
make ample suds.

(Never mind the noises that come from the toilet,
the cat is actually enjoying this.)

4. Flush the toilet three or four times.
(This provides a " power-wash " and "rinse".)

5. Have someone open the door to the outside
(Be sure that there are no people between the
toilet and the outside door.)

6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,
and quickly lift both lids.

7. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run
outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the commode and the cat will now be
sparkling clean!

Sincerely, The Dog
Last edited by Moni D on July 15th, 2004, 8:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Talking about putting a cat in the toilet and doing it are two different story's. One that is close to impossible to do unless you are using a kitten. I bet you Moni, that you yourself can not bring a full grown adult male and put him in your toilet and close the lid on top of him unless he is already dead. Typing this tidbit and actually doing it are two different animals to say the least. :twisted:
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Steadfast wrote:Talking about putting a cat in the toilet and doing it are two different story's. One that is close to impossible to do unless you are using a kitten. I bet you Moni, that you yourself can not bring a full grown adult male and put him in your toilet and close the lid on top of him unless he is already dead. Typing this tidbit and actually doing it are two different animals to say the least. :twisted:
Ranger Steadfast- I forgot to mention I got this in an email-- I did not come up with it, my bad and fixing that as soon as this posts, no excuse will be offered, unless requested
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Post by Moni D »

Terry Welshan wrote:
Steadfast wrote:Talking about putting a cat in the toilet and doing it are two different story's. One that is close to impossible to do unless you are using a kitten. I bet you Moni, that you yourself can not bring a full grown adult male and put him in your toilet and close the lid on top of him unless he is already dead. Typing this tidbit and actually doing it are two different animals to say the least. :twisted:
I've found that if you wrap the cat in a handtowel somewhat like a mummy you can get the lid down before it figures out how to free itself. There may be other ways but this has worked for me. :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

God, I shouldn't laugh- i HAVE two cats, but there are times when this is appealing...

Slighhtly off-topic- does anyone know if giving a cat peanut butter will shut it THE HELL UP!!!!! lol, i am tempted to try it
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