Random thought of the moment.

[brad.watson29]

If a have a question about a serious poser, who should i go to?

[Jim]

If a have a question about a serious poser, who should i go to?

Go to the introduction thread and post an introduction.

[IEDmagnet]

If a have a question about a serious poser, who should i go to?

Go to the introduction thread and post an introduction.

[IEDmagnet]

Alright, just heard a few decent short jokes and thought I'd share.



A teacher is in class one day and challenges the students in her class to use the word definitely in a sentence. A little girl in the class raises her hand, and the teacher calls on her. "The sky is definitely always blue", says the young girl. The teacher pauses and says "No, that is not correct because sometimes the sky is gray or orange or red." A little boy in the corner raises his hand and says "The grass is definitely always green." Again the teacher says "No, that's not right either, the grass can also die and be brown." Finally, Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher calls on him. "Ma'am, do farts have lumps?" The teacher gets a puzzled look on her face and says "No Johnny, why?" Johnny jumped up excited and said "Then I DEFINITELY just shit my pants."


A young man wakes up early one morning while staying with his grandparents. He decides that he should take the last few hits of LSD he has and tries to find them. He frantically starts searching when they aren't where he left them the night before. The young man goes into the living room and sees his grandmother sitting on the couch. "Grandma, have you seen my pills? They are small, white and have LSD printed on one side." His grandmother looks at him wide eyed and says "Fuck your pills, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?"



Hope you enjoy. Have a day.

[Flesh Thorn]

Note to self: Women do not respond well to being called a pussy even if it is true.

[panthersix]

I got the hiccups...

[Greenjarhead]

NAVY/USMC ~ ARMY ~ AIR FORCE
Head ~ Latrine ~ Powder Room
Rack ~ Bunk ~ Single with ruffle and duvet
Mess Deck ~ Chow Hall ~ Dining Facility/Cafe'
"Cookie" ~ Mess Cook ~ Contract Chef
Coffee/Mud ~ Cup of Joe ~ Vanilla Latte'
Bug Juice ~ Kool-Aid ~ Shirley Temple
Utilities ~ BDU's ~ Casual Wear
Seaman/Private ~ Private ~ Bobby or Jimmy
Chief/Gunny ~ Sergeant ~ Bob or Jim
Captain/Skipper ~ Colonel ~ Robert or James
Captain's Mast ~ Article 15 ~ Time Out
Berthing/Barracks ~ Barracks ~ Apartment
Skivvies / U-Trau ~ Underwear ~ Tee Shirt & Panties
Thrown in the Brig ~ Put in confinement ~ Grounded
Zoom ~ Bag ~ Flight Suit ~ Business Casual
Cover ~ Beret ~ Optional
NEX or MCXPX ~ PX ~ Shopping Mall
TAD ~ TDY ~ Working vacation
Cruise / Afloat ~ Deploy ~ Huh?
Ground Grabbers ~ Athletic Shoes ~ Flip-Flops
Boondockers ~ Jump Boots ~ Berkenstocks
Low Quarters ~ Low Quarters ~ Patent Leather Pumps
SEAL ~ Special Forces ~ High Altitude Recon
Hoo-Rah ! ~ Hoo-Ah ! ~ Uh-Oh !
MRE ~ MRE ~ Happy Meal
Grinder ~ Drill Field ~ What?

Lmao (good stuff)

[merlyn]

Okay, who ate my snake?!

[cams]

I hate working with new guys. All fucking goofed up about shit.

Goddamn dipshits. I must've pissed somebody off 'cause they know I hate working with goddamn new guys.

Jazz honkey motherfuckers.

[IEDmagnet]

I hate working with new guys. All fucking goofed up about shit.

Goddamn dipshits. I must've pissed somebody off 'cause they know I hate working with goddamn new guys.

Jazz honkey motherfuckers.

Try working with a 22 year old "energizer bunny. The son of a bitch never gets tired.

[mortar_guy78]

WHY GOD!? WHY!?

Who the fuck gets a cold in July?

[RangerX]

I hate working with new guys. All fucking goofed up about shit.

Goddamn dipshits. I must've pissed somebody off 'cause they know I hate working with goddamn new guys.

Jazz honkey motherfuckers.

Try working with a 22 year old "energizer bunny. The son of a bitch never gets tired.

Nip his achilles tendon...might not tire him out but it WILL slow him down.

I find Exlax based brownies can have a similar effect.

[RangerX]

WHY GOD!? WHY!?

Who the fuck gets a cold in July?

Apparently two of us.....