Random thought of the moment.

[RangerX]

If you think that is bad, you don't even want to know what my favorite peanut butter combo is......

so why is it the first thing I can come up with is you holding a camera, a chick, some extra chunky, and a dog?

and yes, I'm going to wash my eyes out.

Well you can ask Boudicca, because she knows now.

Not sure she'll ever be able to look a jar of peanut butter in the eye again though.....

[RANGER513]

If you think that is bad, you don't even want to know what my favorite peanut butter combo is......

so why is it the first thing I can come up with is you holding a camera, a chick, some extra chunky, and a dog?

and yes, I'm going to wash my eyes out.

Well you can ask Boudicca, because she knows now.

Not sure she'll ever be able to look a jar of peanut butter in the eye again though.....

" This thread is useless without pics. "

Peanut butter, a chick, ................

Just saying.

[RangerX]

" This thread is useless without pics. "

Peanut butter, a chick, ................

Just saying.

You'll be sadly disappointed. Just ask Boudicca & KW. They both know the truth now.

[Boudicca]

" This thread is useless without pics. "

Peanut butter, a chick, ................

Just saying.

You'll be sadly disappointed. Just ask Boudicca & KW. They both know the truth now.

I'll never tell. It's quite erotic.

[KW Driver]

I'll admit I was disappointed, and disgusted at the same time.

[RangerX]

I'll admit I was disappointed, and disgusted at the same time.

I aim to displease.

Perhaps if we ever release another cookbook, I will give my peanut butter based recipe for all to....."enjoy".

[Boudicca]

Today one of my bosses, a CPA with an MBA, came to work and found a piece of paper I had placed on the file room door that said this exactly:

Shredding!
Friday
July 2nd

He actually asked me: "what does that mean?"

I told him: "It means I'm having tacos for lunch."

[rgrokelley]

Its 112 degrees heat index near Fort Bragg.

Fuck its hot!

I blame Al Gore.

[IEDmagnet]

I slept like crap today, sleep is a crutch but I'm a civilian now and I have a limp.

I have to work tonight, I'd prefer to play guitar and consume massive amounts of mind numbing liquid until a G chord sounds like an E chord.

Some poor inebriated person is inevitably going to piss me off tonight, and for all of this.....









I too blame Al Gore. Thank you rgrokelley for a proper outlet for hate.

[RANGER513]

Finding ALOT of fresh blood on a bridge that is about 220 feet above a river........but no body or clothing around makes for a very, very long night.

[IEDmagnet]

Finding ALOT of fresh blood on a bridge that is about 220 feet above a river........but no body or clothing around makes for a very, very long night.

Your story is better than mine...more intrigue. My night involved a DUI mva (SUV vs. Triton boat) that netted a .20 BAC, an armed robbery of the Sonic, Minor in Possession of Beer, and several car break ins. Long night, but stupid shite.

[RangerX]

We should have a separate thread for all the really interesting cop stories.

[Ranger Bill]

I have come to the conclusion that I am a dirty old man.

[Jim]

I have come to the conclusion that I am a dirty old man.

Wrong term, Bill. If a man has money, he becomes a distinguished elderly gentleman. No matter how much money a woman has, she is just another old woman. I point out Hillary, Barbara, and Nancy as examples.