The newest Darwin Award winner...

[IEDmagnet]

I had to share this, as it has had me laughing all night.

As most of you who saw my introduction know, I'm a Law Enforcement Officer. Like any other LEO, I deal with an assorted array of true winners. Some should be shipped to prison, others should be removed from the gene pool, and the rest should be clubbed to death. Tonight during my shift, which has 5 HRT (SWAT) officers on it, we had one such "winner". A young man, who was on College Avenue enjoying some cold drinks and the scenery, took the drinking a little too far. He was having a hard time standing, and at our first contact, was hanging his manhood out in an alley to piss. Having been in that situation before, the young man was issued a proper chewing and told to find a sober friend to get him home. An attractive young lady came to his rescue and assured my Sgt. and I that we wouldn't see him again. We watched the young man get in a car and leave.

About a half hour later, my Lieutenant and I were standing near our cars at the City planning office downtown. Lieutenant heard what sounded like massive acorns hitting his patrol car. Since it isn't acorn season, and no trees are there, we went to investigate. What did we find? That same moron we just sent home throwing rocks at our cars. Well hi there Earnest P. Worrell. Go straight to jail with the really large and angry Lieutenant whose car you just peppered with granite landscaping rocks instead of the hot young lady you left with earlier. Yeah, I think he is the winner.

[Ranger Bill]

Yeah, and his future kids will be worse.

[Chiron]

Yeah, and his future kids will be worse.

These types should be neutered along with the hard core criminals.

[RANGER513]

Job security, my friend. Job security.

[panthersix]

I still don't know why people mess with cops, it's always a lose-lose situation in my opinion.

[mortar_guy78]

Sounds like someone dropped a steamer in the gene pool.

I understand the urge to mess with cops. After all, I was 15 once. However, if experience has taught me anything, it's that messing with cops is pretty much like beating your head on a brick wall.

I did puke on a cop once while in Savannah, totally accidentally BTW. Luckily my girlfriend at the time (now my wife) was a Chatham County Sheriff'S Dept. officer, so she flashed her ID and dragged me out of the bar. She was clearly a keeper.

[Rabbit]

Sounds like an everyday night in Morgantown Honorable IEDmagnet

[IEDmagnet]

It's a college town Rabbit, it's a lot like any other college town. Just some things show a special level of ignorance.