Recycle Creed

[Rangerguru]

I don't think this is posted on here yet and I thought some of you would get a laugh out of it.


Recycle Creed


Recognizing that I did not volunteer as a recycle, fully knowing the stupidity of my actions, I will always endeavor to uphold the shame, dishonor, and low morale of the recycles.


Acknowledging the fact that a recycle is a more elite janitor who arrives at the cutting edge of the detail by stake bed, deuce and a half, or foot I accept the fact that as a recycle my country expects me to sham harder, longer, and hide better than any other soldier.


Never shall I fail my fellow recycles. I will always keep myself mentally unstable, physically pathetic, and impossible to trust and I will shoulder less than my share of the task 10% and no more.


Gallantly will I show the world that I am a randomly selected and well screwed soldier. My disregard for superior officers, carelessness of dress, and abuse of equipment shall set the example for other recycles to follow.


Energetically will I meet the RIs of Student Ops. I shall defeat them on Camp Merrill for I am sneakier and will resist them with all my might. Contraband is not a recycle word. I will never leave a hidden cache of food to fall into the hands of an RI and under no circumstances will I ever admit my guilt.


Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to move onto the next Ranger phase, and complete this school, though I be the lone recycle.


RLTW
Recycles Lead the Way!

[KW Driver]

a real recycle wouldn't finish writing that.

poor, jaded RIs... they're just misunderstood victims of circumstance, buddy fuckers, and the ever sinister RI Roulette.

[merlyn]

I don't think this is posted on here yet and I thought some of you would get a laugh out of it.


Recycle Creed


Recognizing that I did not volunteer as a recycle, fully knowing the stupidity of my actions, I will always endeavor to uphold the shame, dishonor, and low morale of the recycles.


Acknowledging the fact that a recycle is a more elite janitor who arrives at the cutting edge of the detail by stake bed, deuce and a half, or foot I accept the fact that as a recycle my country expects me to sham harder, longer, and hide better than any other soldier.


Never shall I fail my fellow recycles. I will always keep myself mentally unstable, physically pathetic, and impossible to trust and I will shoulder less than my share of the task 10% and no more.


Gallantly will I show the world that I am a randomly selected and well screwed soldier. My disregard for superior officers, carelessness of dress, and abuse of equipment shall set the example for other recycles to follow.


Energetically will I meet the RIs of Student Ops. I shall defeat them on Camp Merrill for I am sneakier and will resist them with all my might. Contraband is not a recycle word. I will never leave a hidden cache of food to fall into the hands of an RI and under no circumstances will I ever admit my guilt.


Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to move onto the next Ranger phase, and complete this school, though I be the lone recycle.


RLTW
Recycles Lead the Way!

This reminds me of a book I read (I really did) and gave to one of my
Force Recon buddies on Memorial Day. The book is "The Sunshine
Soldiers". Its about a group of high school grads in Boot, during the
Viet Nam war. Needless to say, they were all looking for that elusive
Trainee Discharge. Their escapades amoung their drill instructors
are hilarious. These guys wouldn't even be considered for recycle.
Its a good read with the intent of creating some humor in a not-so
humorous time.