Miami Company Creates "Gringo Masks" for Illegals

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Miami Company Creates "Gringo Masks" for Illegals

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If you are looking for a way to beat Arizona's new immigration law, look no further than Miami's new Gringo Masks.

The new product, brainchild of Miami advertising agency Zubi Advertising, guarantees the cops won't be stopping you or your loved ones after you put your best white face forward.

The product is simple. Choose from a cut out of a blue-eyed, sandy hair-colored white guy or a green-eyed, blond haired white woman.

Cut the face to fit yours. Poke out the eyes. And presto! You don't look like a "suspicious, potentially illegal" alien. Rubber band or green card not included.

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Re: Miami Company Creates "Gringo Masks" for Illegals

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TC204 wrote:I want an "illegal Mexican immigrant" mask, my health insurance sucks and that's a sure fire way of getting better coverage.

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