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I really like cold Gummi Bears.
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merlyn wrote:When in doubt, drink heavily
this post explains a lot.
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Liberty is hard earned, harder kept. It must be guarded, fought for, like a jealous lover. Only when it is gone will those who don't understand this truly miss it.
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K.Ingraham wrote:
merlyn wrote:When in doubt, drink heavily
this post explains a lot.



Thank you, Ranger K. Ingraham.
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Lunch wrote:
merlyn wrote:Due to lack of intrest, today has been called off. :|

Merlyn
I'll drink to that (why procrastinate?). Oh shit, forgot I have to seal my doom by COB today.

Lunch,
You never did say if you wre able to seal your doom by COB.
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RangerX wrote:
shutthefrontdoor wrote:Is there a........Dark Black?

If there is, I would like to paint my car this color.
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Yes, I've been there and back.
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Everyone who believes that ObamaCare will work is entitled to free psychological help.
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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Lunch wrote:I made a terrible realization today:

My career has gone from firearms, to chainsaws and axes, to post-it notes.

This is what therapy and good counceling will do for you.
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Q. Why is ObamaCare like an apple a day?
A. It keeps your doctor away.
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)

Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis

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Flesh Thorn wrote:Cash for clunkers was a huge success. It was able to get rid of 90% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road!

You got that right. I tired of seeing that "time for a change" shit, anyway.
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Sometimes while I drive around at work, I like to find a 16 or 17 year old driving one of those " STUDENT DRIVER " cars and slow down, get behind them for awhile, pull up next to them, slow down again, get behind them again.......... just to see the knuckles on the steering wheel get whiter and whiter and thier eyes get bigger and bigger.

8)
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RANGER513 wrote:Sometimes while I drive around at work, I like to find a 16 or 17 year old driving one of those " STUDENT DRIVER " cars and slow down, get behind them for awhile, pull up next to them, slow down again, get behind them again.......... just to see the knuckles on the steering wheel get whiter and whiter and thier eyes get bigger and bigger.

8)
If you don't watch out they will have a wreck, then the good Firemen will have to show up and treat the dumbasses. :roll:
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