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The Joplin, Mo. Police Department reports finding a man's body last Saturday in Spring River near the Empire Electric Plant. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting " someone " in Riverton, KS. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama T-shirt.
The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
