McD wrote:Ranger Rodeo
Mount your mate doggie style and whisper in her ear that your girl friend likes it this way!
Then try to hold on for 10 seconds!
That's a good one, Ranger McD.
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AngryPistols
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That's a good one, Ranger McD.
Angry
USA 95B 84-87, TXARNG 91B 88-89, CIV 89-present
"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
USA 95B 84-87, TXARNG 91B 88-89, CIV 89-present
"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word, the coward does it with a kiss, and the brave man with the sword. " -Oscar Wilde
True Story
H8 train and myself were room mates back in Savannah, and I work as a bouncer at a strip club on weekends. One night I came home with two stripers, no one was home yet from another night of getting drunk. So I had the two striippers to myself upstairs doing my thing, When everyone showed up at our house for the after party(about 12- 15 people), fellow rangers and girls were like whats the fuck is going on upstairs. Well one of my buddies ( we all call Fat neck ) tries to get in my room, he sees whats going on pulls his pants and yells theres two of them and one of you. So H8 tells everyone to shut up, then start to tell people you have to leave right now ( everyone get the F**k out now ), and everyone is like : Why do we have to leave? H8 answer: So I can jerk off to the noise.........
Re: True Story
LMAO Now that just ain't right, you mean to tell me that you had 2 broads and H8 made everybody leave so you couldn't have anymore!?!....... NOW THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHTBing wrote:H8 train and myself were room mates back in Savannah, and I work as a bouncer at a strip club on weekends. One night I came home with two stripers, no one was home yet from another night of getting drunk. So I had the two striippers to myself upstairs doing my thing, When everyone showed up at our house for the after party(about 12- 15 people), fellow rangers and girls were like whats the fuck is going on upstairs. Well one of my buddies ( we all call Fat neck ) tries to get in my room, he sees whats going on pulls his pants and yells theres two of them and one of you. So H8 tells everyone to shut up, then start to tell people you have to leave right now ( everyone get the F**k out now ), and everyone is like : Why do we have to leave? H8 answer: So I can jerk off to the noise.........
1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
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