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I just googled banana strings.

I found this.

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JLTW!!! wrote:I used to be fucking stupid. Then I divorced her.

Hahahaha! (I'm stealing that one.)
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fusion94 wrote:Just bought a house, they really bend you over the table on closing costs.
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If the soap ran out in the bathroom on Friday, and when I returned on Tuesday it was still empty how did people was thier hands? (I work in a medical clinic.)
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Abortion: It really brings out the kid in you.
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RangerX wrote:Abortion: It really brings out the kid in you.

That is as bad as:

Incest, a game the whole family can play!

or

Relative humidity - the sweat on your sisters back when you are fucking her
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rgrwest wrote:
RangerX wrote:Abortion: It really brings out the kid in you.

That is as bad as:

Incest, a game the whole family can play!

or

Relative humidity - the sweat on your sisters back when you are fucking her
So you are still discussing West Virginia.
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Damn Jim, you are good!
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JLTW!!! wrote:I don't understand 99% of the fuckers I've met that have never served in ANY capacity. WTF?
Agreed, on the flip side I didn't/don't understand 1% of the fuckers I've met that I have served with in some capacity.
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my porno name is "Dick Steele" :)
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That white stuff on my driveway...that ain't cotton...shovelin sucks when you're old...next it'll be the 1,000,000+ damn leaves after a short summer...
Anybody want to buy a house on Long Island?
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garyedolan wrote:That white stuff on my driveway...that ain't cotton...shovelin sucks when you're old...next it'll be the 1,000,000+ damn leaves after a short summer...
Anybody want to buy a house on Long Island?
Nope, I don't speak Jap anymore :lol: I was pretty fluent when I was at the Univ of Maryland though :D
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