When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

[clk54]

On your way home from work some evening, stop at your pharmacy and go to
the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it
on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and
read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I
do not work in the thermometer quality control dept. at Johnson & Johnson."

[Oto-Man]

Now that shit is funny...I don't care who you are!!!


3rd Batt....any comments? I know when I was at 2/75 we tested halcion and several other drugs, but we never got to test the poop chute reader...

[289sotherhalf]

Damn,