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Boudicca wrote:
cams wrote:Wait a minute, what honey? Moni says I gotta go make her some more dinner. Sorry guys, I gotta go. :roll: :mrgreen:

Fuckers. :wink:
HHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT!! Oh Man! :lol:
Yep. Busted. Poor hairy beast had to go somewhere so I took her in. She keeps the monsters at bay at night while I sleep. :mrgreen:
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cams wrote:
Boudicca wrote:
cams wrote:Wait a minute, what honey? Moni says I gotta go make her some more dinner. Sorry guys, I gotta go. :roll: :mrgreen:

Fuckers. :wink:
HHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT!! Oh Man! :lol:
Yep. Busted. Poor hairy beast had to go somewhere so I took her in. She keeps the monsters at bay at night while I sleep. :mrgreen:
Cams, your a kind hearted man. GRITS smiles on men like you for it is written....

...harken unto my word, warriors, thou shalt sacrifice the fatted hog at my alter for I giveth unto thee much. Tary not when thou hearest the call, for I send them unto thee for thou art chosen. Showeth them thine fruit and giveth freely of thine seed.
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Why do they call Premenstrual Syndrom -- PMS?






...Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Ta dum dum!
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Damn! I like picture mail!

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it started along time ago.............
"When injustice becomes Law, resistance becomes duty"

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in a galaxy far, far away ......................
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EarthPig wrote:Damn! I like picture mail!

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HOOK a bruva up, BITCH!
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
EarthPig wrote:Damn! I like picture mail!

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HOOK a bruva up, BITCH!
YEAH, X2!
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yesterday I go in for my Part I and spent less than an hour in the clinic. today I wake up feeling like hammered dogshit. If I got swine flu just by hanging out there, I'm gunna be pissed.
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Bodacious wrote:
HHAHAHAHAHAHA! I KNEW IT!! Oh Man!
Poor Camby Replied:
Yep. Busted. Poor hairy beast had to go somewhere so I took her in. She keeps the monsters at bay at night while I sleep. :mrgreen:
Pastor gave his blessing:
Cams, your a kind hearted man. GRITS smiles on men like you for it is written....

...harken unto my word, warriors, thou shalt sacrifice the fatted hog at my alter for I giveth unto thee much. Tary not when thou hearest the call, for I send them unto thee for thou art chosen. Showeth them thine fruit and giveth freely of thine seed.
Your words fill my heart with wisdom 'O Holy Father of Doom and Mexican Food.

Moni's elaborate size and configuration could easily feed a squad size element for 01 week. So it is written, and so it shall be done.

"Ford, get off her Goddammit, that's gross, you'll bruise the meat. Go pre-heat the oven to 500 and get me an axe."
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Hot Damn! I'm Bodacious!

As I've told one of you Rangers before (and you know who you are)... I could have 12 fingers, 2 teeth, and pick the banjo with my toes for all you know. But I'll take Bodacious... sure why not?!
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Boudicca wrote:Hot Damn! I'm Bodacious!

As I've told one of you Rangers before (and you know who you are)... I could have 12 fingers, 2 teeth, and pick the banjo with my toes for all you know. But I'll take Bodacious... sure why not?!
So that photo of you with 3 teefs, two missing fingers, in front of your mobile home was not true?
:shock:
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Boudicca wrote:Hot Damn! I'm Bodacious!

As I've told one of you Rangers before (and you know who you are)... I could have 12 fingers, 2 teeth, and pick the banjo with my toes for all you know. But I'll take Bodacious... sure why not?!
So that photo of you with 3 teefs, two missing fingers, in front of your mobile home was not true?
:shock:
Okay, no, in all actuality that wasn't me... that was my long lost sister-cousin. She's just purdier than me, so I used hers instead.

And that my friends, is why I don't use a toothbrush, because I know the difference between singular and plural; and I has 2 teefs, so I need a teethbrush... (lost the third one to a corn-nuts mishap).
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Boudicca wrote:Hot Damn! I'm Bodacious!

As I've told one of you Rangers before (and you know who you are)... I could have 12 fingers, 2 teeth, and pick the banjo with my toes for all you know. But I'll take Bodacious... sure why not?!
Ahh ya. Truth is ma'am, I just couldn't remember yer screen name so bodacious was close enough. If it fit's, wear it well. :wink:
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