10 things he's thinking when you're naked

[Jenny Lynn]

Ok leave it to Glamour Magazine:

http://www.glamour.com/sex-love-life/20 ... n#slide=10

1. That webcam didn’t begin to do her justice.

2. Only one beer? Check. Ate the Altoids? Check. Pre-date safety orgasm? Check.

3. Please don’t put on the baggy T-shirt!

4. Duuuuuude!

5. Interesting. Another nipple shape for my mental collection.

6. Who is Mike? And what is his name doing there?

7. Hmm…have I ever washed these sheets?

8. I kinda don’t care if they’re fake.

9. Focus on her eyes, focus on her eyes, focus on her…oh, forget it.

10. Suck in my gut, suck in my gut, suck in my…oh, forget it.

side notes-
#4. remindes me of Crush 'the sea turtle' in Finding Nemo

#10. Let's face it women do this too

[rgrwest]

remember we think with a smaller brain at that point......

[Earthpig]

#11: "It works! Thank you, Jesus!"

RLTW
EP

[KW Driver]

yeah, ok...


that's all bullshit. very polite, very wrong, chick's wishful thinking, bullshit.

and #11 is too. for me anyway. sorry Bob, but they got pills for that too I hear.

[rgrwest]

#11: "It works! Thank you, Jesus!"

RLTW
EP

The benwa balls? I am confused, what technique were you using?

[Boudicca]

Glamour has their finger on the pulse of society; I don't know where we'd be without their tips and advice.

[Jenny Lynn]

It's amazing yet entertaining the twists and turns the threads around here take. :) oh I probably should have put this in the random thought of the moment thread.