OK, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.heartoftexasarmymom wrote:But ONLY chaps and spurs!Rock Island Ranger wrote:heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Eh-hem ... Pastor ... don't EVEN think your "work" is done!!!
Now, where'd I put those hand cuffs .....(Pastor stops when hearing this, rubs his toe in the dirt, purses his lips and has his hands on his hips....and is heard to say....some of em take more breaking in than others. And with that, he turns around, smiles,....and says...Ok lil lady...let me put on my chaps and spurs.)
Random thought of the moment.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Can't be true. Pastor's to skinny to tie up.heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Ranger X, I should hope you don't want to see Pastor in only chaps and spurs!RangerX wrote:
But ONLY chaps and spurs!
OK, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Sure he'll be along in a while ... he's just a little, um, tied up at the moment.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Now that's a PICTURE that no one wants to see!!!!!heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Ranger X, I should hope you don't want to see Pastor in only chaps and spurs!RangerX wrote:
But ONLY chaps and spurs!
OK, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Sure he'll be along in a while ... he's just a little, um, tied up at the moment.
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Pastor stumbles into the room, chaps around his ankles, a spur stuck in his ass, what little hair he has is fucked up and his eyes are crossed.....and he mumbles...."Ive rid damn near ever thing ther is wif hair.....but that heffer damn neer threw me the first 5 times"....and collapses on the ground.heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Ranger X, I should hope you don't want to see Pastor in only chaps and spurs!RangerX wrote:
But ONLY chaps and spurs!
OK, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Sure he'll be along in a while ... he's just a little, um, tied up at the moment.
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¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
You do have a point. Like tieing a greasy stick. Ranger Tab covered up my whole shoulder. Oh wait....Tab......check.......RangerX wrote:Can't be true. Pastor's to skinny to tie up.heartoftexasarmymom wrote:Ranger X, I should hope you don't want to see Pastor in only chaps and spurs!RangerX wrote:
But ONLY chaps and spurs!
OK, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Sure he'll be along in a while ... he's just a little, um, tied up at the moment.
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Pushing.Rock Island Ranger wrote:
You do have a point. Like tieing a greasy stick. Ranger Tab covered up my whole shoulder. Oh wait....Tab......check.......
Did you just make the longest thread on this forum a tab check?!?
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Silverback says "howdy".
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
ITS ArmyRanger.com!!!! for christ sake ....nothing ios "off limits"
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Here, Pastor ... coupla shots of whiskey, you'll be good to go for the next round. Maybe a whiff of ... hell, I can't say THAT here! ... but bet it would git you going right quick again.
(Pastor's head raises up when he sniffs.....a smile creases his face.....he stands, cracks his bullwhip, and yells, "I like to eat that stuff till it drys on my lips, then peel er off and eat it like tater chips".)
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Re: Random thought of the moment.
These posts aren't random.....
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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
RangerX wrote:These posts aren't random.....
One never knows now does one?RS Class # 7-76
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¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Silverback is a jerk!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
concur-e
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Concure.Silverback wrote:Silverback is a jerk!
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Howdy!!Silverback wrote:Silverback is a jerk!
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"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
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