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Tater Nuts wrote:I had a pet elephant that I rode like a pony until one day my brother and I were riding it when a car pulled next to us and someone shouted "Look at the two assholes on that elephant". When we got down and walked around back to see them, our elephant ran away.
X2RangerRon wrote:Sounds like you have been spending entirely too much time in your office!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Well, Im sober and I have a question. Wouldnt that be an awefully big hole? Is it approved by OSHA to do this to the elephant? Would the elephant be injured as a result? Wouldnt that be wasteful of pea's? Will a counsilor and vet be on hand to treat the mentally and physically damaged elephant? Isnt this a terribly cruel method of catching an elephant? What would you do with the elephant once you caught him. Wouldnt it be more effective to shoot the fucking elephant with a Bushmaster Cannon with HE rounds?
But he will have to have more than two assholes though!Oto-Man wrote:X2RangerRon wrote:Sounds like you have been spending entirely too much time in your office!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Well, Im sober and I have a question. Wouldnt that be an awefully big hole? Is it approved by OSHA to do this to the elephant? Would the elephant be injured as a result? Wouldnt that be wasteful of pea's? Will a counsilor and vet be on hand to treat the mentally and physically damaged elephant? Isnt this a terribly cruel method of catching an elephant? What would you do with the elephant once you caught him. Wouldnt it be more effective to shoot the fucking elephant with a Bushmaster Cannon with HE rounds?
WTF Andy?!? those PC classes they are forcing you to take sound like they are working!!!!
That is some funny shit...Right there....
Can we get an Elephant for the Memorial Day get together next year?
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