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Lunch wrote:
LEROY wrote:If Barbie was a human,her measurements would be 39-23-33
And her breasts would still be hard plastic and her head hollow
So you're saying she's from Hollywood?
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I always wanted to get arrested by a really hot chick
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I work at the unemployment office.
I'd quit but I'd still have to report back here tomorrow.
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Old Scroll wrote:I despise litter-bugs. If they want to live surrounded by garbage, I will gladly toss them in a dumpster. :evil:
Given the number of folks losing their homes to foreclosure, I think a lot more dumpsters will be used as homes.
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BS502 wrote:Screw 95.
That many?

This post is worthless...
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BS502 wrote:Screw 95.
Same guy?
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I'm afraid I'm going to do something soon that will make me want to beat myself to death with a hammer later.
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Boudicca wrote:I'm afraid I'm going to do something soon that will make me want to beat myself to death with a hammer later.
a very familiar feeling... :shock:
You get used to the hammer.
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Evil is making the premedicated decision to be a dick...






:lol: .
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289sotherhalf wrote:Evil is making the premedicated decision to be a dick...
:lol: .
This true? Cause....well......
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Evil is making the premedicated decision to be a dick...
:lol: .
This true? Cause....well......
I think there's some truth in it, Pastor. There are certainly some dicks that are evil. Now I don't know if you can consider the medicated dicks to be evil, after all, they are under-the-influence..........maybe quasi-evil....the margarine of evil, :lol: :lol: :lol: ....











Yeah, I think it's time for bed.. :oops: :lol: :lol: .
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