Unless you weigh 300 lbs and look like a Walrus wrapped in a black tarp.ANGRYCivilian wrote:It's amazing how donning a wetsuit can instantly make you look like you know what you're doing.
Random thought of the moment.
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Rock Island Ranger
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Re: Random thought of the moment.
....and if your last name is Olsen, then it is going to be PAINFUL.RANGER513 wrote:If Captain Kirk ever asks you to beam down with him AND you have a red shirt on, DON'T DO IT ! YOU WILL DIE !
The guys in red shirts ALWAYS die.
That is all.
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
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Silverback
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Twins should look exactly like one another or not. One twin should never look like the other twin (with a hang over)!
If they looked exactly alike I wouldn't have berated a complete stranger today!
If they looked exactly alike I wouldn't have berated a complete stranger today!
RC 2-87
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
3-75 84/85, 95/97
"thnks 4 pratn merku!"
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289sotherhalf
- Supreme Goddess of Drive On/Moderator
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Here ya go, Michelle, 
On another note...
We have been deemed so fortunate as to have our street repaved today....hopefully there will actually be an improvement.
On another note...
We have been deemed so fortunate as to have our street repaved today....hopefully there will actually be an improvement.
~Ranger Wife~
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
Re: Random thought of the moment.
You know you chose the correct place to live when the golf cart path's that run throughout your city are nicer (and safer) than the sidewalks one county over!
H Co 121st LRS 00-14
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
Re: Random thought of the moment.
I heard Michigan was bad, didn't know it was that bad.Lunch wrote:You know you chose the wrong place to live when the lazy fat asses in your town drive their golf carts to their mailboxes, trash cans, or store across the street instead of just walking.LEROY wrote:You know you chose the correct place to live when the golf cart path's that run throughout your city are nicer (and safer) than the sidewalks one county over!
H Co 121st LRS 00-14
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
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Jenny Lynn
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Stopped in at a friends and saw the advertising across their plumbers invoice on their kitchen counter (funny)
Bob Larson Plumbing LLC "Your PALs- Positively Affecting Lives"
yup..... anytime ANY of the plumbing in your life is not functioning properly.... your life is not positively affected
Bob Larson Plumbing LLC "Your PALs- Positively Affecting Lives"
yup..... anytime ANY of the plumbing in your life is not functioning properly.... your life is not positively affected
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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I'm so happy I could SHIT!
H Co 121st LRS 00-14
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
Re: Random thought of the moment.
If Barbie was a human,her measurements would be 39-23-33
H Co 121st LRS 00-14
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
RS Class 07-09
ARNG-WTC Schools NCO
