When insults had class.
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When insults had class.
When Insults Had Class: These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
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Re: When insults had class.
Well.....if any of us HAD any class we would identify with it however, I doubt any of these knuckledragging neaderthals has clue on what any of the aformentioned meant.
jes sayin........
jes sayin........
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
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Re: When insults had class.
Fook YOU! I have master's degree!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Well.....if any of us HAD any class we would identify with it however, I doubt any of these knuckledragging neaderthals has clue on what any of the aformentioned meant.
jes sayin........
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Re: When insults had class.
Ooooooooooo, I just luv a man with a Masters but I liked you better when I thought you were stupid like the rest of us.panthersix wrote:Fook YOU! I have master's degree!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Well.....if any of us HAD any class we would identify with it however, I doubt any of these knuckledragging neaderthals has clue on what any of the aformentioned meant.
jes sayin........
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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Re: When insults had class.
I do have a BA in Multiple Choice (AKA Criminal Justice), I was just too pussy to become a LEO...Rock Island Ranger wrote:Ooooooooooo, I just luv a man with a Masters but I liked you better when I thought you were stupid like the rest of us.panthersix wrote:Fook YOU! I have master's degree!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Well.....if any of us HAD any class we would identify with it however, I doubt any of these knuckledragging neaderthals has clue on what any of the aformentioned meant.
jes sayin........
Doc Mac
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3rd Plt/498th Medevac 81-82
104th LRSD 92-93
422d CA BN (A) 94-97
118th ASOS 02-08
Re: When insults had class.
Being a big fan of the well developed vocabulary, I thought these were pretty damn funny.
As far as class goes...well, lets not get carried away.
As far as class goes...well, lets not get carried away.
Re: When insults had class.
Rock Island Ranger wrote:Ooooooooooo, I just luv a man with a Masters but I liked you better when I thought you were stupid like the rest of us.panthersix wrote:Fook YOU! I have master's degree!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Well.....if any of us HAD any class we would identify with it however, I doubt any of these knuckledragging neaderthals has clue on what any of the aformentioned meant.
jes sayin........
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Re: When insults had class.
Well... nobody's perfect. But, having said that... a master's is a wonderful accomplishment. You must be very proud of her. :D502in62 wrote:I have a daughter with a masters degree. Smarts 100, Common Sense 0.
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Re: When insults had class.
So you're not proud of me too?DrD wrote:Well... nobody's perfect. But, having said that... a master's is a wonderful accomplishment. You must be very proud of her. :D502in62 wrote:I have a daughter with a masters degree. Smarts 100, Common Sense 0.
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Doc Mac
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Re: When insults had class.
Very proud. She inherited the 0 from her father.DrD wrote:Well... nobody's perfect. But, having said that... a master's is a wonderful accomplishment. You must be very proud of her. :D502in62 wrote:I have a daughter with a masters degree. Smarts 100, Common Sense 0.
Shana
Re: When insults had class.
Yes, Ranger panthersix... I am very proud of you too.panthersix wrote:So you're not proud of me too?DrD wrote: Well... nobody's perfect. But, having said that... a master's is a wonderful accomplishment. You must be very proud of her. :D
Shana
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Re: When insults had class.
Hhhhmmmm... I see your sig line. 0 may have come from the cosmic mosh of whatever, but it wasn't from you. You could not have done what you did with 0 common sense. :D502in62 wrote:Very proud. She inherited the 0 from her father.DrD wrote:Well... nobody's perfect. But, having said that... a master's is a wonderful accomplishment. You must be very proud of her. :D502in62 wrote:I have a daughter with a masters degree. Smarts 100, Common Sense 0.
Shana
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Re: When insults had class.
Haha, good stuff Ranger Jim. The above is my favorite.Jim wrote: "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
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M.Ali
Still round the corner, there may wait,
A secret road, or a hidden gate,
And though I oft have passed them by,
A day shall come at last when I,
Will take the hidden paths that run,
West of the moon, East of the sun!
JRR T