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Where do all these stupid e-mails come from? And who told them I have a tiny dick?
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Boudicca wrote:Where do all these stupid e-mails come from? And who told them I have a tiny dick?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Boudicca wrote:Where do all these stupid e-mails come from? And who told them I have a tiny dick?
So your saying it's true. :lol:
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Why is it that this deployment is bothering me more than all the others?

It just afghanistan.....

Its the same fight.....
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rgrpuck wrote:Why is it that this deployment is bothering me more than all the others?

It just afghanistan.....

Its the same fight.....
The new CinC in DC perhaps?
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IDon'tCare wrote:
Boudicca wrote:Where do all these stupid e-mails come from? And who told them I have a tiny dick?
So your saying it's true. :lol:
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RangerX wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:P.S. sitrep- the battleground has been flooded :twisted:
With gasoline?
Fucking pussies! I'm living with about 300,000 bees, a mere hand grenade throw from the house.

Sissies.
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They already got Grunts searching airplanes for bombs. What great idea does the Corps have next?
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rgrokelley wrote:
RangerX wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:P.S. sitrep- the battleground has been flooded :twisted:
With gasoline?
Fucking pussies! I'm living with about 300,000 bees, a mere hand grenade throw from the house.

Sissies.
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Ok I'll bite or in this case buzz..... why are there 300,000 bees a grenade throw from the house? Jenny
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SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!

sex is the question

"YES" is the ANSWER!!!
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Bugsy wrote:SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!

sex is the question

"YES" is the ANSWER!!!
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I have never lived in a trailer park. Never got thrown out by an enraged woman (though I did throw out a stripper who stole my truck). Never wrecked some "daddy's car". However, for some odd reason I really like this song:

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rgrokelley wrote:I have never lived in a trailer park. Never got thrown out by an enraged woman (though I did throw out a stripper who stole my truck). Never wrecked some "daddy's car". However, for some odd reason I really like this song:

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It gets some play on my mp3 player, :lol: :lol: .
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