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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Boudicca wrote:Honestly... Who would shit in one hand?
:oops: eh-hem :oops:
Hmmmm. Probably the wrong place to ask that question. Okay, guess I'll take one in the knee. :wink:
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Boudicca wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:
Boudicca wrote:Honestly... Who would shit in one hand?
:oops: eh-hem :oops:
Hmmmm. Probably the wrong place to ask that question. Okay, guess I'll take one in the knee. :wink:

Good call. 8)
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Im not as think you drunk as i am.
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Boudicca wrote:Honestly... Who would shit in one hand?
Last time I bothered to look, volume would dictate at least two hands....
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Note to self- when you put a cannoli in your purse after dinner, remember to take it out when you get home.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:Note to self- when you put a cannoli in your purse after dinner, remember to take it out when you get home.
So that's what their calling it now-a-days. I guess hiding the salami just wasn't sexy enough. :D
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rgrokelley wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:Note to self- when you put a cannoli in your purse after dinner, remember to take it out when you get home.
So that's what their calling it now-a-days. I guess hiding the salami just wasn't sexy enough. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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My 6 yr old son to a 12 yr old girl at the playground on Saturday: "I will follow your superior body anywhere."

'Course, he is a lightweight... the daughter has me thinking I am in trouble... at 7, doing stunts off the diving board with the local university's football team. That girl is fearless.

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DrD wrote:My 6 yr old son to a 12 yr old girl at the playground on Saturday: "I will follow your superior body anywhere."

'Course, he is a lightweight... the daughter has me thinking I am in trouble... at 7, doing stunts off the diving board with the local university's football team. That girl is fearless.

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Ranger garyedolan-

You are right. I am proud of them. They are wonderful kids, and I know they will surpass Ranger Shark and I in all things good. The little guy is struggling between being a fighter pilot like some of his relatives, and being a combat medic. He is the littlest guy in all he does, but the biggest hearted. And the daughter... well, that girl has Black Ops written all over her. But, they will probably have to bribe her with chocolate. :D

BTW, I am fighting the urge to capitalize your name, but I know I should write it as you have it.

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Been reading up on military history...I like Ike, wish I could travel back in time.
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Why do farts in the shower stink more?
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Funny how by definition, Liberals should be accepting & tolerant of Conservatives, while Conservatives should reject Liberals wholesale.

Yet oddly enough, the opposite seems to be true.....
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If the guys who sell and advertise gold as the best investment you can make, why are the selling it and not keeping it for themselves?
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