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Kilted Heathen
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How do blind men know when they're finished wiping their ass?
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rgrokelley
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Kilted Heathen wrote:How do blind men know when they're finished wiping their ass?
Taste test?
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Bcosniper
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rgrokelley wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:How do blind men know when they're finished wiping their ass?
Taste test?
:lol:

Or maybe Scratch and sniff
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Old Man
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Proof reader?
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BS502 wrote:Ignorance should cause some sort of facial rash, so I could identify and avoid the idiots in this world.
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Kilted Heathen wrote:How do blind men know when they're finished wiping their ass?
Why is there braille on drive up teller machines? Are these people driving....I need to know these things!
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For 4 months I have been listening to a high school choir do an 80s medley. Every day, 0800 to 0930. The same songs.

Jessie's Girl
Walk like an Egyptian
Call Me (Blondie)

Every day, repeatedly, for 90 minutes... for... the ... last ... four ... months!

Girls just want to have fun
Wang chung tonight
Sweet dreams

Over and over. I now dream these songs. My eye won't stop twitching. I imagine all the singers writhing in their own blood or running around on fire!

Our lips are sealed
Whip It
Look of Love

You may see me on the news soon. I'll be the one with the slight twitch and the machete.
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rgrokelley wrote:For 4 months I have been listening to a high school choir do an 80s medley. Every day, 0800 to 0930. The same songs.

Jessie's Girl
Walk like an Egyptian
Call Me (Blondie)

Every day, repeatedly, for 90 minutes... for... the ... last ... four ... months!

Girls just want to have fun
Wang chung tonight
Sweet dreams

Over and over. I now dream these songs. My eye won't stop twitching. I imagine all the singers writhing in their own blood or running around on fire!

Our lips are sealed
Whip It
Look of Love

You may see me on the news soon. I'll be the one with the slight twitch and the machete.
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Being on call sucks
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yo ho, yo ho, the pirates life for me
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it is 1202 central standard time...





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Some people have somewhere to go this weekend...

And some other people are too weak to get permission from their wives to go there. (and some people actually have to work...and I feel bad for them...and I will drink for them...because I know they would much rather be where the rest of us are!!!!!!!But taking care of bidnez is number 1 on the priority list.....)

See ya Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!
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