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Taco Cabana is still the best after midnight food. that is all.
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Rained for over two weeks straight. Whoever is in charge of the weather, please note: Oklahoma is NOT fucking Seattle!
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Boudicca wrote:Rained for over two weeks straight. Whoever is in charge of the weather, please note: Oklahoma is NOT fucking Seattle!
You Okies are suck whiners. No rain for 18 months, you bitch...finally get some rain....you bitch....
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I don't believe I've ever been called a suck whiner before, that's a new one?! :lol: 8)
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Boudicca wrote:Rained for over two weeks straight. Whoever is in charge of the weather, please note: Oklahoma is NOT fucking Seattle!
I think we had "partly-sunny" days for two weeks straight, once...
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Why do we only pick from two candidates for president, but from 50 for Miss America? Is there something wrong with that concept?
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rgrwest wrote:Why do we only pick from two candidates for president, but from 50 for Miss America? Is there something wrong with that concept?
Though the choices are larger, the choosing is the same. Who is the best looking, not who is the smartest. We even ask them questions they don't know the answer to, and then laugh at their answers.
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I'm fucking hungry! All goddamned day I'm hungry, after running in the morning...even after I eat.

Stupid body...
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Boudicca wrote:Rained for over two weeks straight. Whoever is in charge of the weather, please note: Oklahoma is NOT fucking Seattle!
that's my daughter's fault. she said I couldn't be warmer or dryer than her. and I had to fly no doors in the rain. it worked.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Anyone here whose prophet had sex with a nine year old raise your Koran!
as seen on my facebook..............
Now seen on http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; since I posted it. Pussies probabbly won't let it get past their self-censorship.
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OK has not made the cut for "places I'd like to retire."

and 3.2 beer still sucks.
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KW Driver wrote:OK has not made the cut for "places I'd like to retire."

and 3.2 beer still sucks.
Can't blame you, at all.

And we're on 20 straight days of rain with more in the forecast. I am a raging suck whiner. :?
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"It's too bad sharks & alligators aren't vegetarians. Because getting eaten by a shark or alligator wouldn't be very fun at all."


5 year olds say some funny shit sometimes.
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RangerX wrote:"It's too bad sharks & alligators aren't vegetarians. Because getting eaten by a shark or alligator wouldn't be very fun at all."


5 year olds say some funny shit sometimes.
:lol: :lol:
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The soft drink 7Up was originally named "Bib-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda" when it was formulated in 1929 because it contained lithium citrate. The beverage was a patent medicine marketed as a cure for hangover. Lithium citrate was removed from 7Up in 1950.
Lithium citrate (Li3C6H5O7) is a chemical compound of lithium and citrate that is used as a mood stabilizer in psychiatric treatment of manic states and bipolar disorder.
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