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Warriorwife wrote:Roger that, I'm on it! :wink:
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BS502 wrote:I hate pollen.
I bet I hate pollen more than you.
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Pollen is how trees & plants pro-create (read tree spew). the trees are just trying to make up for all their tree brethren & sistren being cut down to build McMansions.

Me, I hate kudzu.....
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I have gas from looking at a toco bell sign
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Smoking decreases blood flow. It acts as a vasoconstrictor because nicotine makes blood vessels smaller. Quitting smoking will make your penis happy.
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RangerBob275 wrote:Smoking decreases blood flow. It acts as a vasoconstrictor because nicotine makes blood vessels smaller. Quitting smoking will make your penis happy.
that's why I started dipping, to make the old lady happier. and to walk better. it won't make my brain or the monkey riding my back happier.


but you left off the elevated BP and HR as well.
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I got this at Lord of the Wedding Rings
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I'm sick and tired of tests, makes a person feel like a dang guniea pig :!:
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Jenny Lynn wrote:I'm sick and tired of tests, makes a person feel like a dang guniea pig :!:
That's funny...guinnea pigs are sick of blondes that hate taking tests.

They resent the comparison since the guinnea pigs can spell "blonde".
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Why do they try to "understand" gravity...............it makes the DZ slap you on the feet,ass,head....no particular order....simple.
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Kilted Heathen wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:I'm sick and tired of tests, makes a person feel like a dang guniea pig :!:
That's funny...guinnea pigs are sick of blondes that hate taking tests.

They resent the comparison since the guinnea pigs can spell "blonde".
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Ah..... sir you have busted me, didn't do my spell check.
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I wish somebody would make a "Girls of Fox News" calender.
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