Hilarious website

[Rangerguru]

This website had me in tears.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[Silverback]

(318): i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy

[Silverback]

(773): i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about

[Silverback]

And for one of our long lost friends:

202): Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask

[Jim]

And for one of our long lost friends:

202): Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask

Remind you of anyone we know?

[Boudicca]

Haha, "pete, this is still bryce's mom!"

[panthersix]

513): I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors

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[abnhawk]

(312): Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.

[Rangerguru]

(843): Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.

[289sotherhalf]

(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
(205): I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...

[Silverback]

(205): I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...

oooh I like that one.

Yeah that one gave me a laugh also...


My email had secretly quit working....so did I (I read them all)

[RangerX]

(405): I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
(1-405): Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar


(731): I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
(601): Talk to you next week



(502): Dude, just got a bummer.
(1-502): What??
(502): A blow job from a homeless chick.


(310): she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
(1-310): ewwww. she might as well have a dick.

[IDon'tCare]

(1-917): He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott


Not talking about me.