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Steadfast
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LowCrawler wrote:our Marines will like thissun

"The Marines is a dept. of the Navy....the MEN's department!"
edited to add

taliban bumper sticker

if you can read this.....i havent gouged your infidel eyes out yet
LOW CRAWLER, crawl back to your shit hole from whence you have come. I don't think USMC will care to read your disrespect and insults you as a mere High School student has hurled at them. Many of my friends are they in themselves Marine's from RVN & have earned respect to go along with their 100% disability rating. These men along with many other disabled veteran's of varying degrees of disability provide the very fabric of freedom upon which you stand. You don't give a shit who you insult BOY.

It is not just LC, but many newts, frogs embryo's, today it was cert disrespecting our Canadian neighbors. I will say, you kids with no honor, no humility, don't give a fuck as long as you look good in your own eyes. Makes y'all sorry sons of biatches. I'm outta here!
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Post by RideGrrl »

Ranger Steadfast, thanks for having our backs. 8) All light-hearted teasing is still fine with this Canuck. I know, we talk funny, eh? ;)

Back to the subject at hand. A bumper sticker that made me laugh...

"I'M SO GOOD, I SCREAM MY OWN NAME DURING SEX!"
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Post by Vee »

RideGrrl wrote:
"I'M SO GOOD, I SCREAM MY OWN NAME DURING SEX!"
That was on your Dodge, right? :wink:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

V-Rod wrote:
RideGrrl wrote:
"I'M SO GOOD, I SCREAM MY OWN NAME DURING SEX!"
That was on your Dodge, right? :wink:
So Vee, where the fuck have YOU been. "Ill e-mail you" was the last comment I saw...think that was 2 week ago. You run off to a gay commune and test the waters?
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Abell9 wrote:

So Vee, where the fuck have YOU been. "Ill e-mail you" was the last comment I saw...think that was 2 week ago. You run off to a gay commune and test the waters?
Umm. No.

But it appears that while I was gone, ya'll have tried to turn the site into one....

Case in point: Skyraider and his homo pic :shock:

I think I'll take another two weeks off. :roll:
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

V-Rod wrote:
Abell9 wrote:

So Vee, where the fuck have YOU been. "Ill e-mail you" was the last comment I saw...think that was 2 week ago. You run off to a gay commune and test the waters?
Umm. No.

But it appears that while I was gone, ya'll have tried to turn the site into one....

Case in point: Skyraider and his homo pic :shock:

I think I'll take another two weeks off. :roll:
Uhhhh, negative Ghost Rider.....I had not a damned thing to do with all the pole smoker pictures. Seems Hate and BM are having a lovers quarrel, both of em turned or jumped the fence...go figure. Glad your back, was the HIV treatment successful?
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Post by BadMuther »

Abell9 wrote:
V-Rod wrote: Umm. No.

But it appears that while I was gone, ya'll have tried to turn the site into one....

Case in point: Skyraider and his homo pic :shock:

I think I'll take another two weeks off. :roll:
Uhhhh, negative Ghost Rider.....I had not a damned thing to do with all the pole smoker pictures. Seems Hate and BM are having a lovers quarrel, both of em turned or jumped the fence...go figure. Glad your back, was the HIV treatment successful?
hehheheee....

Hate and I are just having fun in our own fucked up way....

But the question begs to be asked, where did you go Vrod???????
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Post by Vee »

Abell9 wrote:
Uhhhh, negative Ghost Rider.....I had not a damned thing to do with all the pole smoker pictures. Seems Hate and BM are having a lovers quarrel, both of em turned or jumped the fence...go figure. Glad your back, was the HIV treatment successful?
Yeah, I noticed that there seems to be a little trouble in Paradise. I think H8 is getting jealous that MOFO off and got hisself a bride.

HIV in complete remission. The Sisterhood really knows their stuff. I wish that we could publish the findings of their methods...........OOPS, I wasn't supposed to tell you that........ :shock:

Sorry girls. :oops:
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V-Rod wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
Uhhhh, negative Ghost Rider.....I had not a damned thing to do with all the pole smoker pictures. Seems Hate and BM are having a lovers quarrel, both of em turned or jumped the fence...go figure. Glad your back, was the HIV treatment successful?
Yeah, I noticed that there seems to be a little trouble in Paradise. I think H8 is getting jealous that MOFO off and got hisself a bride.

HIV in complete remission. The Sisterhood really knows their stuff. I wish that we could publish the findings of their methods...........OOPS, I wasn't supposed to tell you that........ :shock:

Sorry girls. :oops:
there ya go again Vrod.....ya know none of the sisters have given you the time of day since.....well...since birth, but that's besides the point! :wink:

We were concerned that you were hanging from a Rafter after missing so many commo checks!
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Post by LowCrawler »

Steadfast wrote:
LowCrawler wrote:our Marines will like thissun

"The Marines is a dept. of the Navy....the MEN's department!"
edited to add

taliban bumper sticker

if you can read this.....i havent gouged your infidel eyes out yet
LOW CRAWLER, crawl back to your shit hole from whence you have come. I don't think USMC will care to read your disrespect and insults you as a mere High School student has hurled at them. Many of my friends are they in themselves Marine's from RVN & have earned respect to go along with their 100% disability rating. These men along with many other disabled veteran's of varying degrees of disability provide the very fabric of freedom upon which you stand. You don't give a shit who you insult BOY.

It is not just LC, but many newts, frogs embryo's, today it was cert disrespecting our Canadian neighbors. I will say, you kids with no honor, no humility, don't give a fuck as long as you look good in your own eyes. Makes y'all sorry sons of biatches. I'm outta here!
My apologies, Rangers, and all Veterans. That was not meant to be offensive to any Marines.
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Post by Spartan »

Saw a good one today:

"Caution, Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition"
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Post by Andy »

"Frodo failed, Bush has the Ring"
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Post by Disinfertention »

I saw one, and if I didn't own a new car I would have run into the moron...

"JESUS WAS A LIBERAL"

I thought I was seeing shit, what a fucktard.
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Post by Kilted Heathen »

Not a sticker but it should be...

"Grow your own dope...plant an Englishman!"
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